The first date…

[Quinny851]

A film at her house while you both sit there awkwardly. Second and third date's are quite similar aswell.

How's things going with 'Gate' pal. I've not seen an update for ages.<br /><br />-- Fri Nov 18, 2011 4:06 pm --<br /><br />First date - index finger

Second date - fisting

 

[Dzeko's Right Boot]

never go on a first date with a loaded weapon


bust a quick wank b4 you go, then at least the night is not a complete waste of time when you get stood up! your question is a shite way of getting tips for your first date this weekend by the way OP.

let us know how you get on with him ;-)

Zzzzzzing!! Apart from the lad part, sly fucker.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Get her as pissed as poss!

ding ding ding we have the top answer ladies n gents.

Agreed, although the clever part is making sure it's not obvious that's your intention.

The "ooh, I'm a little bit tipsy" should always lead to the "well get your mouth round this".

Well that's how I remember it from 20 or so years ago....

:-)

 

[M22 Blue]

Because I know there won't be a second date.

That is class.

 

[charliebigspuds]

an orange in the mouth then dry bumming until she bleeds, then I ask her for her number!

That is very unpleasant and disturbing.

I know, he didn't even stick it in her gob the unromantic bastard.

I knew I'd missed something out!