The Great BLUEMOON Confessional

[NICKS BACK]

We want to know, either blow your own trumpet, maybe you saved someones life, or bailled out a close mate with an unbelievable show of genorosity that put them back on their feet again. Otherwise tell us about something evil andhorendous, some dastardly deed you commited
against a fellow human being.

As I say wahatever it was we are nosy, we have a right to know lol

 

[wrongun73]

once, i left the bog seat up, how controversial am i?

 

[Bill Walker]

once, i left the bog seat up, how controversial am i?

why not have a go at women for leaving it down ?

 

[Pigeonho]

Good deed. Pretty much anything I do for my kids.
Bad deed. None post-2004, however in that year I smacked a bloke outside Piccolino's, faced 6 months inside and ended up in crown court on 3 occasions for the offense. Sentencing day was 23/12/04, (2 days before fucking xmas!), and I got off with 240 hours CS and a £500 fine. Apparently though, I left my 'good character' in the court room on that day. I also managed to have 2 affairs, one of which I got caught for in our living room, and lost my family life as I knew it, and all this whilst her dad was dying of Lung Cancer. Well done me, played a real fucking blinder there. I was forgiven, eveentually and we all moved on into a new house and a new start. Damage was done though and it fizzled out in 07', but I think all my bad-boy shit ended in that court room, because I was literally shitting myself until the judge said, 'before I begin I want to advise the defendants you are not going to be handed a custodial sentence'. Pheww!

 

[LongLang]

Spill your guts. Tell us everything.

Everything?

Everything.

Okay, I'll talk.

In 3rd grade,
I cheated on my history exam.

In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's
toupee and glued it on my face...

...when I played Moses
in my Hebrew school play.

In 5th grade, I knocked my sister
down the stairs, and I blamed our dog.

 

[Clubber]

Spill your guts. Tell us everything.

Everything?

Everything.

Okay, I'll talk.

In 3rd grade,
I cheated on my history exam.

In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's
toupee and glued it on my face...

...when I played Moses
in my Hebrew school play.

In 5th grade, I knocked my sister
down the stairs, and I blamed our dog.

Ha ha, Hey you guys!!!!

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

i got beat up when I was 12 to stop my mate from being attacked by two hooded guys who'd cornered him on their bikes.

Otherwise I've led a quiet life.

 

[Paul powers moustache]

I used to help myself to the Pick + Mix from Woolworths

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

I once stole a kinder suprise from Asda.

I ended up grounded for a week, and I didn't get to eat it.

 

[Matty]

I used to help myself to the Pick + Mix from Woolworths

Thousands of people lost their jobs because of you, you bastard!!