Paul powers moustache
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Matty said:
Serves the fuckers right for selling crap
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The Great BLUEMOON Confessional
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Serves the fuckers right for selling crap
LCBblue
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Hang your head.Paul powers moustache said:Matty said:Thousands of people lost their jobs because of you, you bastard!!
Serves the fuckers right for selling crap
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when i was about 11-12 i nicked a load of pound coins from next doors piggy bank (my mum was feeding the fish whilst they were away)
i bought a spud gun with the proceeds..
i bought a spud gun with the proceeds..
Prestwich_Blue
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At school, my speciality was winding two guys up separately by telling one things like the other said he was a wuss who couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding and vice versa. Did it once in a lesson by passing a note I'd written to one pretending to be be from the other then doing the same to the other lad, both of whom I couldn't stand. Soon as the lesson ended the fight broke out, two lads I couldn't stand battered each other and the best thing was they never suspected a thing.
My finest hour was fitting up the class bully. There was an even bigger lad, who was quite happy to mind his own business and he was careful not to pick on but I managed to work it so the other lad lost his rag with the bully and gave him a good hiding. That gave me a quiet smile of satisfaction.
My finest hour was fitting up the class bully. There was an even bigger lad, who was quite happy to mind his own business and he was careful not to pick on but I managed to work it so the other lad lost his rag with the bully and gave him a good hiding. That gave me a quiet smile of satisfaction.
HolisticJim
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Once I got caught putting things I had stolen from a shop back!!!!!
When I was a kid I was a right little theif. I stole loads of sweets from a cnr shop - really filled my pockets but then someone outside saw me (or so I thought) I was so shitting it that they might come in and tell the shop keeper that I started putting them all back and he saw me 'DONT DO IT AGAIN' he said....what put them back???
LMAO!!
When I was a kid I was a right little theif. I stole loads of sweets from a cnr shop - really filled my pockets but then someone outside saw me (or so I thought) I was so shitting it that they might come in and tell the shop keeper that I started putting them all back and he saw me 'DONT DO IT AGAIN' he said....what put them back???
LMAO!!
LongLang
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Paul powers moustache said:I used to help myself to the Pick + Mix from Woolworths
bastard
Prestwich_Blue
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And your confession is....?NICKS BACK said:We want to know, either blow your own trumpet, maybe you saved someones life, or bailled out a close mate with an unbelievable show of genorosity that put them back on their feet again. Otherwise tell us about something evil andhorendous, some dastardly deed you commited
against a fellow human being.
As I say wahatever it was we are nosy, we have a right to know lol
NICKS BACK
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Prestwich_Blue said:And your confession is....?NICKS BACK said:We want to know, either blow your own trumpet, maybe you saved someones life, or bailled out a close mate with an unbelievable show of genorosity that put them back on their feet again. Otherwise tell us about something evil andhorendous, some dastardly deed you commited
against a fellow human being.
As I say wahatever it was we are nosy, we have a right to know lol
Lets just say we will save the best till last, crack on boys, we want more. Shutting Woolworths down is the best I reckon, thousands starved over Christmas because of that.
I provide 2 days a week of my time to charities and schools for those with Autism and Aspegers for free.
I have written a coaching programme for families living with Autism/Aspergers that has helped possibly thousands of people in the last few years. Of course I don't charge for that either.
I am currently helping the long term unemployed back into work by helping them develop their employability skills and Emotional Intelligence.
Late last year i completed a programme that reduced ant-social behaviour, street crime and underage drinking in Wallsend and Battle Hill (North Tyneside).
I do all of this because i feel guilty about the fact that i stole a packet of 'Snap' playing cards from Yew Street Post Office in 1975.
I have written a coaching programme for families living with Autism/Aspergers that has helped possibly thousands of people in the last few years. Of course I don't charge for that either.
I am currently helping the long term unemployed back into work by helping them develop their employability skills and Emotional Intelligence.
Late last year i completed a programme that reduced ant-social behaviour, street crime and underage drinking in Wallsend and Battle Hill (North Tyneside).
I do all of this because i feel guilty about the fact that i stole a packet of 'Snap' playing cards from Yew Street Post Office in 1975.
Obvious Mancunian
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:SPigeonho said:Good deed. Pretty much anything I do for my kids.
Bad deed. None post-2004, however in that year I smacked a bloke outside Piccolino's, faced 6 months inside and ended up in crown court on 3 occasions for the offense. Sentencing day was 23/12/04, (2 days before fucking xmas!), and I got off with 240 hours CS and a £500 fine. Apparently though, I left my 'good character' in the court room on that day. I also managed to have 2 affairs, one of which I got caught for in our living room, and lost my family life as I knew it, and all this whilst her dad was dying of Lung Cancer. Well done me, played a real fucking blinder there. I was forgiven, eveentually and we all moved on into a new house and a new start. Damage was done though and it fizzled out in 07', but I think all my bad-boy shit ended in that court room, because I was literally shitting myself until the judge said, 'before I begin I want to advise the defendants you are not going to be handed a custodial sentence'. Pheww!