The groom has been sent down twice - phrases to describe lucky for best man's speech

[RiversideBlue]

You can’t beat the old bowling ball joke. The first bit is interchangeable but always ends with having three fingers in her.

Or the "what's the difference between her and a kit kat? You can only get 4 fingers in a kit kat."

 

[1961_vintage]

Is his intended one of his former cellies?

 

[Kinkybyname]

with his good looks he dabbled in acting and once has a small part in the West WIng (at Garth)

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Gone down more times before a wedding than Katie Price would be my zinger.