The "I hate" thread

[kronkonite]

I hate people under 35

and people over 35

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

I hate people who pronounce the letter 'H' as 'Haitch' GRRR! It's Aitch for fuck's sake AITCH. Millions of people say Haitch, what the fuck are they thinking of?? Look up the word 'Aitch' in the dictionary because that's how it's spelt.

 

[modgeblue]

My own little vent here, I'm programming at the mo, so this will mostly be related to programming:

I hate those programmers who intensely study the P=NP proofs, yet cannot build a simple app.
I hate Brainfuck, WhiteSpace and all of those other languages that make absolutely no sense. THEY AREN'T FUN, GET A FUCKING JOB.
I hate people who bleat on about the need for 64-bit machines and have 3GB of RAM in their computers.
I hate people who think that web programming is any less challenging than systems programming. I do both. It's not.
I hate people who believe web design and web programming are the same thing.
I hate people who put code comments that tell me exactly what is going to happen and not why.
I seriously hate Internet Explorer 6. With a vengeance.
I hate people who will use a Vector because they think it is a posh array.
I hate the whole agile vs traditional debate, and believe both sides need to be shot at with cannons.
I hate people who cannot see the big picture, and fail to see the beauty and amazement of everything around us.
I hate burning CDs and DVDs.
I hate broadband caps.
I hate needlessly, over-complicated code that is designed to look pretty rather than actually work efficiently.
I hate managed languages, and wish they would leave my memory alone.

I feel much better now.

i hate programmers :-)

 

[scousemanc]

Bluemoonchick, I also hate golf. This maybe means we should get married, dunno?

ooh i dont know, i think i hate scouse too. you're not scouse are you?

Nah manc, but maybe a dislike of golf is not a singular basis for marriage. I am quite funny though. Not hilarious or anything, just slightly amusing. At times.

 

[betterblue]

ooh i dont know, i think i hate scouse too. you're not scouse are you?

Nah manc, but maybe a dislike of golf is not a singular basis for marriage. I am quite funny though. Not hilarious or anything, just slightly amusing. At times.

WIT WOO sounds like there is wedding bells on the way

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

I hate 'No beer!'













Aitch!!!!

 

[bluemoonchick]

ooh i dont know, i think i hate scouse too. you're not scouse are you?

Nah manc, but maybe a dislike of golf is not a singular basis for marriage. I am quite funny though. Not hilarious or anything, just slightly amusing. At times.

I think being a Blue automatcially puts a sense of humour in our DNA, almost like God was preparing us in some way lol

i agree, i think you need more in common than hating golf to make a marriage work. i also hate shopping if that helps ;-)

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

I hate the off-side rule.

 

[twinkletoes]

I hate ToffeeAndy.








not really.

 

[scousemanc]

Nah manc, but maybe a dislike of golf is not a singular basis for marriage. I am quite funny though. Not hilarious or anything, just slightly amusing. At times.

I think being a Blue automatcially puts a sense of humour in our DNA, almost like God was preparing us in some way lol

i agree, i think you need more in common than hating golf to make a marriage work. i also hate shopping if that helps ;-)

Ha ha! You can't possibly be a girl!