Middle lane hogs
Drivers who don't indicate
Twats that walk three or four abreast on the pavement and walk slowly. It's hard to get round them.
People with umbrellas are generally ignorant shites.
Cling film.
Dog shit and the owners who let their dogs shit on paths/fields/football pitches.
The Trafford Centre and the vapid permatanned wag wannabes who fill it. God I really hate that. Hell on Earth.
People that believe the shite in the media about City.
Right wing ignorant twats who believe things in the Daily Mail that are either blatant lies or so twisted as to be far removed from the truth.
People who at a pelican crossing who either keep tapping the button or arrive after someone else has pressed it and press it themselves anyway. What makes them think it will help stop the traffic quicker? The second one is just arrogant beyond belief.
Kids that play shite music on buses.
People who are not regular users of public transport and act in a daft way. They are usually middle class and ask loads of questions of the driver delaying everyone's journey. They have this sort of aura about them as if they think they are on some kind of adventure. They really wind me up. Usually carrying a rucksack, in an anorak and have an umbrella.
Ceremony. All ceremony is shite. What is the point in it? Load of bollocks.
Extended family situations. Example: weddings. People feel they have to invite cousins they don't really know just to be polite. They don't particularly want them there. The cousins equally don't particularly want to be there but turn up because they feel they should. Cousin isn't even a proper relative. It's your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter. Fuck off.
Drivers who don't indicate
Twats that walk three or four abreast on the pavement and walk slowly. It's hard to get round them.
People with umbrellas are generally ignorant shites.
Cling film.
Dog shit and the owners who let their dogs shit on paths/fields/football pitches.
The Trafford Centre and the vapid permatanned wag wannabes who fill it. God I really hate that. Hell on Earth.
People that believe the shite in the media about City.
Right wing ignorant twats who believe things in the Daily Mail that are either blatant lies or so twisted as to be far removed from the truth.
People who at a pelican crossing who either keep tapping the button or arrive after someone else has pressed it and press it themselves anyway. What makes them think it will help stop the traffic quicker? The second one is just arrogant beyond belief.
Kids that play shite music on buses.
People who are not regular users of public transport and act in a daft way. They are usually middle class and ask loads of questions of the driver delaying everyone's journey. They have this sort of aura about them as if they think they are on some kind of adventure. They really wind me up. Usually carrying a rucksack, in an anorak and have an umbrella.
Ceremony. All ceremony is shite. What is the point in it? Load of bollocks.
Extended family situations. Example: weddings. People feel they have to invite cousins they don't really know just to be polite. They don't particularly want them there. The cousins equally don't particularly want to be there but turn up because they feel they should. Cousin isn't even a proper relative. It's your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter. Fuck off.