The idiocy (and selfishness) of panic buying

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I tried buying a nice bag of bats from the fishmonger today but he didn't have any. More panic buying I assume.

 

[Bill Walker]

I tried buying a nice bag of bats from the fishmonger today but he didn't have any. More panic buying I assume.

Are they out of balls as well?

 

[idahoblues]

No

 

[mikemcfc]

It’s like wiping your arse with a kitten

Is that better or worse than a hamster up there?

 

[mikemcfc]

It's the classic conundrum, bog roll fort or mummy fight.

sounds like a fun role play, you build the castle, she does the mummy, nothing on under of course. the mummy attacks the fort.
A good "wrestle" in the aftermath, and no shortage of cleanup tissue.

 

[MP71]

Yes, I'm stock piling crossbow bolts. Forget toilet paper, I'll wipe my arse on your jumper after I've shot you and stolen your food

 

[mikemcfc]

Just purchased 2 pair of jeans in tesco

trying to modify your DNA won't prevent the virus.

 

[sir baconface]

I did exactly the same, came away with a scuba diving suit, a German foghorn. And three boxes of zinc coated bolts. Fucking sorted.

That’s an S & M outfit plus two Xmas presents to cross off your list then.

 

[sir baconface]

Batteries for the wifes dildos.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

No.

Payday today!

I went cleaning product and toiletries shopping at 05:50 this morning because society’s moronic cunts keep clearing the shelves through the day; and I bought the same stuff in the same amount as i always do. Why would I need more?

Later on tonight I’ll do a food shop. I’ll get lots of ingredients for home made soups/stew/ragu/chilli for the slow cooker and stock up the freezer like I do every month. It’s no more than I always do.

All the selfish cunts who think it’s alright to clear the shelves and have things lying idle in their cupboards while loads of households have fuck all can fuck off! It’ll all be there next time you need it you morons, you don’t need to panic stock.