The idiocy (and selfishness) of panic buying

[Deleted member 77198]

How - asking for a friend

Finger up the bum.

 

[birch villa]

trying to modify your DNA won't prevent the virus.

Good price tho lol

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Batteries for the wifes dildos.

I've gone petrol

 

[pee dubya]

Bought a load of baked beans (well, 4 pack) and corned beef. The girlfriend hates them so it's the only food I'll have for sure.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Thermometer through the letter box

Reminds me of a joke..

 

[oakiecokie]

Its like throwing a sausage up thew Mersey Tunnel.

 

[mexico1970]

Missus went shopping today got some more toilet roll and pasta, she's worried about the young people in the family, I have told her that they need to get off their arses and find some themselves if they are too blasé to take precautions, if we have excess it's going to older people in my area not people who wont die but haven't got anything to wipe their backsides with.

Just as an aside one of my younger relatives has said that we should have a Brexit re vote after all the old people have died, that sad bastard is no longer part of my family.

 

[Magicpole]

So was Hitler.

Don't mention the war.

 

[Magicpole]

That’s an S & M outfit plus two Xmas presents to cross off your list then.

We are on the same frequency.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Went to Tesco for a quick meal deal before. Absolutely hammered. 4 deep at the tills which were all manned and full trolleys!