The idiocy (and selfishness) of panic buying

[aguero93:20]

I'm glad I keep chickens now :-)

For once I'm glad I'm from farming stock.

 

[its a Barm]

you would think there is a zombie apocalypse coming.

 

[ancoats]

i know its a bit of a daft question but

you have a touch of dehl belly and run out of toilet paper what do you do ?? flush and then reflush and sit right down in the bowl and clean your bum much like a bidet
or bang on the walls and shout to next door neighbor if you have any spare toilet roll ??

fuck coronavirus ? dehl belly and no toilet paper is worst

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

i know its a bit of a daft question but

you have a touch of dehl belly and run out of toilet paper what do you do ?? flush and then reflush and sit right down in the bowl and clean your bum much like a bidet
or bang on the walls and shout to next door neighbor if you have any spare toilet roll ??

fuck coronavirus ? dehl belly and no toilet paper is worst

Waddle to the bath/shower, squat, aim, spray and clean. You might have to sing something a bit longer than happy birthday. I would recommend bluemoon.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Waddle to the bath/shower, squat, aim, spray and clean. You might have to sing something a bit longer than happy birthday. I would recommend bluemoon.

I certainly wouldn't recommend a Pink Floyd album, you'd never make it to the last track.

 

[smudgedj]

i know its a bit of a daft question but

you have a touch of dehl belly and run out of toilet paper what do you do ?? flush and then reflush and sit right down in the bowl and clean your bum much like a bidet
or bang on the walls and shout to next door neighbor if you have any spare toilet roll ??

fuck coronavirus ? dehl belly and no toilet paper is worst

Hand stand in the shower.

 

[Proy]

Tesco at Handforth is fucking empty. All the basics and then some. Went next door to M and S and that ain't much better, but at least they had some fucking chicken.

Unbelievable. There will be a number of the numb twats on here so a message to you all.

Go fuck yourselves sideways.

 

[lazerblue]

Our Asda delivery driver just informed me that Mcain frozen chips have run out in Oldham rather than bog-roll, and that biscuits are in high demand at Ashton. Weird world at the moment.

Frozen chips are only fit for wiping your arse on

 

[lazerblue]

you would think there is a zombie apocalypse coming.

Ever since Boris mentioned the herd

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Tesco at Handforth is fucking empty. All the basics and then some. Went next door to M and S and that ain't much better, but at least they had some fucking chicken.

Unbelievable. There will be a number of the numb twats on here so a message to you all.

Go fuck yourselves sideways.

All those folk with 10 years worth of bog roll in their houses have created a fire hazard - I hope it works.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

All those folk with 10 years worth of bog roll in their houses have created a fire hazard - I hope it works.

when the power's out we're going to need fires.

 

[BlueMojito]

London shopper is mugged for his toilet paper in broad daylight https://mol.im/a/8112481 via http://dailym.ai/android

Deary me :-(

 

[mexico1970]

BM's everything in stock that I noticed, shop half empty and tilled up and out in no time.

 

[Ste1969]

Just got back from my local morrisons in bristol, no fruit and veg loo rolls pasta coffee milk bread etc. Fucking idiots had stripped the place bare, empty boxes strewn all over the floor.

 

[lancs blue]

Just got back from my local morrisons in bristol, no fruit and veg loo rolls pasta coffee milk bread etc. Fucking idiots had stripped the place bare, empty boxes strewn all over the floor.

The supermarkets are fucking useless, they should be imposing limits on the number of items one person can buy and if necessary hire the security to enforce it.

 

[WestGorton]

I wiped my arse with the Liverpool Echo. Worked a treat.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Petits pois taking a hammering today. Ended up with tinned garden. Mushy stocks low. Looking like they may soon endangered species, too.
Troubling times

 

[mcfc_ms]

What about lemsip, paracetamol etc, any of that left?

Nothing left apart from Panadol extra. The people near me must be just tight bastards when it comes to stock piling. All cheap stuff gone, the more expensive stuff left there.

 

[mikemcfc]

All those folk with 10 years worth of bog roll in their houses have created a fire hazard - I hope it works.

they can stack them into mattresses for relatives to stay on when they run out.

 

[Indaparkside]

Went in the pound shop earlier today if it’s ok for razza it’s ok for me, anyway the guy putting the toilet roll out said there going through double/ treble the pallets of bog role they usually go through in a day. Franny has missed a trick with this virus