The idiocy (and selfishness) of panic buying

[mexico1970]

Just counted the toilet roll and we have 14 rolls, that means if we pace ourselves and considering we wont be having friends around we should last about 3 years.

 

[goatersnipple]

I called in morrisons on way home from work.
Lazy bastards cant even be arsed to re stock the shelves.
Not going in there again.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Just counted the toilet roll and we have 14 rolls, that means if we pace ourselves and considering we wont be having friends around we should last about 3 years.

Not in our gaff as it's reminiscent of a scene from Rocky V as our pan lids roll it round their fists to get the jobbie done and I have told them countless times that one-sheet is enough. The wife said leave them alone Bob as they are only having fun but she wont be so fooking chirpy when she's having to use Regina for her Vegina : /

 

[remember arthur mann]

Just counted the toilet roll and we have 14 rolls, that means if we pace ourselves and considering we wont be having friends around we should last about 3 years.

A dinner lady hey !

 

[Tricky_Trev]

No excuse whatsoever these people clearing the shelves should be ashamed. I would'nt piss on them if they were on fire.

I’d shit on them though and wipe my arse with their bog roll before it goes up in flames.

 

[WestGorton]

I have a cut up supply of the Liverpool Echo for bog paper. Picture of Lovren on my arse though.

 

[cleavers]

Sprinkle a bit of brown sugar on the pineapple and grill it for a few minutes

I can confirm this works, but don't put the pineapple in the microwave still in the tin.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Isn't profiteering illegal in this country

I thought it was called the market

 

[cleavers]

Not in our gaff as it's reminiscent of a scene from Rocky V as our pan lids roll it round their fists to get the jobbie done and I have told them countless times that one-sheet is enough. The wife said leave them alone Bob as they are only having fun but she wont be so fooking chirpy when she's having to use Regina for her Vegina : /

PMSL, but they're trying not to get it on their hands, the shit that is.

 

[purplenose]

I have a cut up supply of the Liverpool Echo for bog paper. Picture of Lovren on my arse though.

The latter part of that sounds very very wrong indeed.