The King Of Cocktails

[its a Barm]

For me Negroni, early doors, old fashioned at the end of the night, rum punch on a Caribbean beach and Long Island iced tea if I just wanted to get wankered.

Wow this is also my idea of a night out also, good man.

 

[its a Barm]

I always wondered why a Pornstar Martini is called that when there is no Martini in it and you don't get sucked off while drinking it :-)

Your having it in the wrong place