The Kurse of Kane™

[Johnny Mars Bar]

When Tottenham started the season so well, a tiny part of me wanted them to actually go on and win the league, just for the bantz.

I'll admit it...me too.

 

[cleavers]

I said it months ago when bayern went out of the german cup, he's "harry cursed".

 

[Axel Freed]

I wonder what we could get him for now … £60m maybe ?

Him and big Erl could play in the same team no problem

Just imagine the unprecedented media meltdown if we paired the two best strikers in Europe in the same team