No, I should have just stuck to my first thought that you're actually a patronising twat! You completely missed and didn't bother to ask why I described you as pedantic.
I'm delighted that you're happy with your definition of stupidity and I am humbled by your superior knowlege on the matter.
I assume just because I am so stupid, I am not one of the "quartet of cretins" you speak about, but if I am one of them who are the other 4? lol
Just whilst we are on the subject of stupidity and pedantry though, you say:
"I will give an honest assessment because we are strangers on a football forum and what we say doesn't change fuck all"
Is this not the extremely poor use of a double negative? Something I'm sure the rest of the forum contributors will be staggered, nay, positively shocked to see you use.