The language of management BS

[TinFoilHat]

Why are managers trained to use 309 words when 30 will suffice?

It's a complete waste of the English language.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I would just like to say that I wholeheartedly agree with the point you have made on the subject matter in this thread just now

 

[flook]

I think highlighting this issue at this point in time demonstrates true progress in the direction away from meeting the objective

 

[Stoned Rose]

I’ve had 3 tellings already this year for my work emails being “too to the point”.

Feel your pain OP.

 

[lust overlord]

I would just like to say that I wholeheartedly agree with the point you have made on the subject matter in this thread just now

Bravo.
You,at least,appear to have a fundamental understanding of the matter in subject and can see the bigger picture.

 

[CTID1988]

I quit my job the day my manager said we needed to "take a jump into the thought tank together and have a swim"

 

[TinFoilHat]

Managers have embraced this thread with their monotonectally aggregate diverse core competencies.

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Why are managers trained to use 309 words when 30 will suffice?

It's a complete waste of the English language.

Because they need to get their ducks in a row, otherwise they’ll need to take the meetings offline and park the discussion in a parking lot until such a time as the team can get on board and we can make sure we’re all drinking the same coolaid ….

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Managers have embraced this thread with their monotonectally aggregate diverse core competencies.

Word of the day toilet paper?

 

[Blue Mist]

I agree OP. Instead of saying the train is now leaving platform 13.....
They say 'You lucky bastards, the train eventually leaving platform 13 will not have a buffet car, too few carriages so despite paying £60 you'll have to stand and even though its meant to go to Manchester were terminating at Nuneaton cos the drivers a fuck wit'.


:-)