The Manchester Derby Pre Match Discussion Thread

[xzbit04]

Rags XI tonight

De Gea, Jones, Wootton, Smalling, Buttner, Cleverley Powell, Giggs, Rooney, Hernandez, Welbeck

the pisscan wasn't bluffing when he said Rooney would start today

 

[LoveCity]

Not as weak a team as it could have been. Remember every win in the Champions League earns big money and United are a greedy club that care about money above all else, so there may have been pressure from above to play Shrek, Welbinho, Zideverly, and Smalling.

 

[eternalskyblue]

United boards indicate the away supporters are already planning to sing about City's European exit to the tune of "this is how it feels to be city"

QUOTE=Bebe_Bebe_Bebe;12618976]This is how it feels to be Phil Jones,
This is how it feels to be Red,
Champions League Football,
Whilst Aguero's tucked up in bed.[/QUOTE]

I wonder what our response should be....

I was thinking a full rendition of "it's only 3-1" followed by a "this is how it feels to be city" storyline something along the lines of this...

"This is how it feels to be Fergie
Chewing gum and waving his hands
Blow that whistle cos I think we have won! think we have won!! think we have won!!!"

"This is how it feels to be Rooney
Final whistle finally sounds
Shakes hands, looks up, what the f##k it's 3-2! f##k it's 3-2!! f##k it's 3-2!!!"

"This is how it feels to be Phil Jones
Looking on as seconds tick by
Thinks he's won but here comes Kun Aguero! Kun Aguero!! Kun Aguero!!!"

"This is how it feels to be Mackem
Jumping up and down in the stands
Yes you lost so now lets do the poznan! do the poznan!! do the poznan!!!"

"This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
You sign Phil Jones, we sign Kun Aguero! Kun Aguero!! Kun Aguero!!!"

Repeat "it's only 3-1" "this is how it feels to be city" and "champioooone" for the first 15-20 minutes of the game...just to put them in their place...

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Balotelli has done nothing to warrant even being discussed about starting, so fuck him.
Tevez and Aguero to start and just go at them from the off. If they defended like they did last weekend we can be 2 up in no time, and despite them being top the confidence of being unbeaten can count in our favour. If we pussy out and sit back they will win.

3-1 City.

Yep. I get the feeling that after 10 mins the result will be obvious. It'll be just a case of waiting for it to happen.

As they used to shout in the old days 'Play up City'.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I'm very confident

me too. i think it will be straightforward.

^
This - All day long!

 

[xzbit04]

I'm counting on the occasion and a CL Exit backlash to get the best out of our players and fire them up

 

[andyhinch]

Doomed, doomed I tell you the fuckers are doomed

 

[Middlesbrough_Blue]

United boards indicate the away supporters are already planning to sing about City's European exit to the tune of "this is how it feels to be city"

QUOTE=Bebe_Bebe_Bebe;12618976]This is how it feels to be Phil Jones,
This is how it feels to be Red,
Champions League Football,
Whilst Aguero's tucked up in bed.

I wonder what our response should be....

I was thinking a full rendition of "it's only 3-1" followed by a "this is how it feels to be city" storyline something along the lines of this...

"This is how it feels to be Fergie
Chewing gum and waving his hands
Blow that whistle cos I think we have won! think we have won!! think we have won!!!"

"This is how it feels to be Rooney
Final whistle finally sounds
Shakes hands, looks up, what the f##k it's 3-2! f##k it's 3-2!! f##k it's 3-2!!!"

"This is how it feels to be Phil Jones
Looking on as seconds tick by
Thinks he's won but here comes Kun Aguero! Kun Aguero!! Kun Aguero!!!"

"This is how it feels to be Mackem
Jumping up and down in the stands
Yes you lost so now lets do the poznan! do the poznan!! do the poznan!!!"

"This is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
You sign Phil Jones, we sign Kun Aguero! Kun Aguero!! Kun Aguero!!!"

Repeat "it's only 3-1" "this is how it feels to be city" and "champioooone" for the first 15-20 minutes of the game...just to put them in their place...[/quote]


Honestly cringing at that

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Just signing Championees at them will have the desired effect.

Having said that if it like last year we'll be lucky to hear them.

 

[Middlesbrough_Blue]

Just signing Championees at them will have the desired effect.

Having said that if it like last year we'll be lucky to hear them.

Exactly, 1 easy to sing song with ultimate effect. That is all we need to sing.

Their end will be exactly like last year (for the league) A couple of family members are in their loyalty pot, None of them have tickets for Sunday. Their end will be full of executives on a day out with their wives so we have nothing to worry about when it comes to being out sung.