der-bomber
Well-Known Member
Throughout the course of my life l have always been concerned about 2 burning issues, firstly...
Do Nymphomaniacs really exist ?
How do you know when you have had enough to drink ?
This weekend l discovered the answer to the second one. Whilst pogo-ing about on the dancefloor at my local RFC with the rest of the lads ,l know what you are thinking, but we are not hermers by the way.
I suddenly become aware of a large damp patch in the region of my groin area. This threw up the conundrum, had l innocently spilt some beer down my front or inadvertently swamped myself.
Determined to get to the bottom of this ,l instinctively dropped my jeans to my knees and bent over just far enough to smell whether it stank of beer or piss.
Thankfully, this proved to be a Eureka moment and a little voice kicked in and said maybe, just maybe its time to go home.....
Do Nymphomaniacs really exist ?
How do you know when you have had enough to drink ?
This weekend l discovered the answer to the second one. Whilst pogo-ing about on the dancefloor at my local RFC with the rest of the lads ,l know what you are thinking, but we are not hermers by the way.
I suddenly become aware of a large damp patch in the region of my groin area. This threw up the conundrum, had l innocently spilt some beer down my front or inadvertently swamped myself.
Determined to get to the bottom of this ,l instinctively dropped my jeans to my knees and bent over just far enough to smell whether it stank of beer or piss.
Thankfully, this proved to be a Eureka moment and a little voice kicked in and said maybe, just maybe its time to go home.....
