The Michael Owen Brochure.

[pookmiester]

for a real challenge these advertising bods should work on a joey barton brochure, statements like 'life and soul of the party' and 'enjoys the outdoor life' spring to mind.

 

[RACHACE]

for a real challenge these advertising bods should work on a joey barton brochure, statements like 'life and soul of the party' and 'enjoys the outdoor life' spring to mind.

no mate, statements like "scousers are wankers" and "you can take the boy out of scouseland, but you cant take the scouseland out of the boy" are far more approprate

 

[quiet_riot]

for a real challenge these advertising bods should work on a joey barton brochure, statements like 'life and soul of the party' and 'enjoys the outdoor life' spring to mind.

Enjoys a cigar or two?

 

[RACHACE]

for a real challenge these advertising bods should work on a joey barton brochure, statements like 'life and soul of the party' and 'enjoys the outdoor life' spring to mind.

Enjoys a cigar or two?

haha, "an eye for an eye"

 

[mackenzie]

Football fans have notoriously short memories.

Owen was injured for about a third of the time that Bojinov has been. At every single level, in every single team, he has proved that he can score goals and never rocks the boat. He has lost a yard of pace, but that still puts him about 4 yards in front of most defenders. He is surprisingly good in the air for a small lad, his touch is great, both his left and right feet are deadly and he is a naturally gifted striker; always in the right spot. He can play as a poacher, or as a deeper player, in a 4-4-2 or 4-3-3. Pair him with RSC and the Prem wouldn't know what has hit it.

His best work is always when he has been paired with a large striker, who can hold the ball up well. Initially Rush/Fowler, then Heskey, he can play off of defenders that draw centre backs in, and that is one of RSCs biggest strengths.

His current reputation is unfair. IF he feels like he has a point to prove and is heavily determined, he could be such a huge asset to us. *puts tin hat on* I'd have him in front of Aguero any day of the week. Aguero is an Argentinian striker, playing in Spain who has no Premiership experience. How many of them guys have come to the Prem and failed, despite their heavy reputation, Veron anyone?
Most of the people here who rate Aguero are relying on his Football Manager or FIFA reputation.

Owen is proven in the Prem, never upsets people, and can score goals for fun. He would suit the style of the team too.

Lets face it, we have more money than God. Getting a fit Michael Owen would be a huge investment, and one that will most likely pay off. I'll put £50 of Owen scoring over 18+ goals next season if he stays fit.

And some fans insist on remembering the Owen of over 3/4 years ago.

And getting a "fit" Michael Owen is not going to happen. The lad is finished as a top flight player; when he crawled off the pitch when playing for England it was the end.

I like the lad, he was sublime when at his peak. But those years are now gone and we can do so much better.

 

[Project]

lol

 

[Darker shade of Blue]

for a real challenge these advertising bods should work on a joey barton brochure, statements like 'life and soul of the party' and 'enjoys the outdoor life' spring to mind.

no mate, statements like "scousers are wankers" and "you can take the boy out of scouseland, but you cant take the scouseland out of the boy" are far more approprate

There's always one .

 

[BingoBango]

They've released the full version of the brochure: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1194209/MICHAEL-OWEN-BROCHURE-The-complete-32-page-agents-dossier-fallen-Newcastle-star-England-striker.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... riker.html</a>

Be prepared to cringe as you read it.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Sounds like a lonely hearts Ad.

Hahaha, spot on.

Seriously though, he'll be inundated with pay-as-you-play offers.

 

[poh]

I would rather buy an old shit in bed.