andyhinch
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Is it that long lovestony said:
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squirtyflower
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don't click the links
OP how about you cut and paste this shit?
OP how about you cut and paste this shit?
cleavers
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Or don't bother, its just made up shit anyway.squirtyflower said:don't click the links
OP how about you cut and paste this shit?
deano ou812
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I have to admit,i buy this shit of an excuse for a paper from time to time,well not anymore,just have to get a more riveting read instead,like the book on paper clips and their many uses....
andyhinch said:Is it that long lovestony said:cleavers said:Blues, please don't click the links to this shite !
Don't give them the advertising revenue.
David Villa! fuck me, is it 2008 again?
What year is it now ?
SamCity123
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squirtyflower said:don't click the links
OP how about you cut and paste this shit?
Sure, without any pleasure.
Shit story 1:
Sergio Aguero could be on his way out of the Etihad – with Barcelona star David Villa already being lined up as a mega-money replacement, writes the Sunday People.
Striker Aguero was a £38million signing from Atletico Madrid just 18 months ago.
And he will remain forever in the hearts of all Blue Moonies after his sensational late winner against QPR on the final day of last season that snatched the Premier League title from Manchester United’s hands.
Sources close to the Argentinian striker claim his spirits are low and he has become unsettled at the club this season after their Champions League exit and amid dressing room unrest.
Click here for more stories from the Sunday People
It is understood that City sporting director Txiki Begiristain and chief executive Ferran Soriano – with their strong Barca links – have identified Villa as a potential transfer target.
The Spaniard – a World Cup and European Championship winner – is said to be assessing his future at the Nou Camp following manager Pep Guardiola’s departure in the summer.
Aguero – who scored the opener in City’s 3-1 win at Newcastle yesterday – was upset at City boss Roberto Mancini for publicly criticising his strike-force over their lack of goals this season.
Mancini has made no secret of the fact he wants a proven new frontman after failing to land Robin van Persie, who joined arch-rivals United for £24m from Arsenal.
RVP then rubbed City’s noses in it with the late winner in Sunday’s 3-2 derby victory at the Etihad.
Mancini’s pop at his strikers – and midfielder Sami Nasri for his role in van Persie’s goal last week – did not impress Aguero.
He has been eyed by both Spanish giants Real Madrid and Barcelona – and City would expect to recoup his massive transfer fee if he moved on.
Villa, 31, was out for eight months last season and missed Spain’s win at Euro 2012 after breaking a tibia in a Club World Cup match in Japan.
He is fit again and playing, but it is understood he would be open to a big move to England at this stage of his career and that has alerted Begiristain, who is ideally placed to negotiate with his old club.
Begiristain is former director of football at Barcelona and Soriano was financial vice-president and general manager there for five years until 2008. But as the powerful pair go looking for new faces, they have sparked more turmoil behind the scenes by stalling on new contract deals for FOUR of the City’s current stars.
Yaya Toure, Carlos Tevez, Gareth Barry and James Milner have just 18 months left on their deals but so far there have been no moves to open negotiations.
That has left some players believing Mancini’s own position is far from clear cut and that club chairman Khaldoon al Mubarak and his senior management team are waiting to see how the second half of the season unfolds before entering into talks with players.
Barry, 32 in February, is most at risk, along with Tevez, who is unlikely to be offered – or want – a new deal.
City would be reluctant to give England midfielder Barry a long-term contract as he will be over 33 when his present agreement runs out.
Milner, 27 next month, is looking for a four-year deal while Toure – 30 at the end of the season – has publicly stated he wants to finish his career at City.
So far none of the quartet have opened talks – adding more weight to the belief that Mancini could be out in the summer if he does not retain the Premier League trophy that Aguero won for him.
Shit story 2:
Mario Balotelli is taking Manchester City to a Premier League tribunal to overturn a £340,000 club fine.
The controversial Italian striker will appear before an independent two-man panel in London on Wednesday after being docked two weeks’ wages by the champions.
Sunday Mirror Sport understands that City handed down the fine after deciding that Balotelli was guilty of a series of breaches of discipline.
But the 22-year-old believes that the punishment is unjust.
After failing with an appeal to the club’s hierarchy, he instructed his agent to pursue City through a tribunal.
If Balotelli loses his appeal, he faces paying the five-figure costs of the hearing, as well as the fine.
The £170,000-a-week forward clearly sees that as a gamble worth taking.
But he also risks alienating himself even further from the club.
City’s Abu Dhabi-based owners are worried that Balotelli is giving the Blues a bad image with his constant indiscretions – on and off the field.
Manager Roberto Mancini is also beginning to waver in his support for a player described as “unmanageable” by Jose Mourinho while at Inter Milan.
Balotelli was left out of the City squad for yesterday’s trip north to Newcastle.
Mancini made clear his anger, amid claims that the player’s training had not been up to standard in the past few days.
Questioned on why Balotelli didn’t travel to the north east, Mancini replied: “Mario is not in good form at the moment.
“It is better for him to train well.
“His form is not good enough to play.”
Privately, the City boss now wonders whether Balotelli will ever fulfil his potential.
He has used Balotelli sparingly this season and substituted him after 55 minutes of last week’s Manchester derby defeat to United.
Balotelli is now one of the highest-profile players in football.
But that will not save him from being sold if City can recoup their £24million investment.<br /><br />-- Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:43 am --<br /><br />
deano ou812 said:I have to admit,i buy this shit of an excuse for a paper from time to time,well not anymore,just have to get a more riveting read instead,like the book on paper clips and their many uses....
Sounds riveting, is there a hardback?
deano ou812
Well-Known Member
Not that i know of,one use is you can use a paper clip as a book mark fantastic...;-)although you can use the mirror to wipe your arse with....SamCity123 said:squirtyflower said:don't click the links
OP how about you cut and paste this shit?
Sure, without any pleasure.
Shit story 1:
Sergio Aguero could be on his way out of the Etihad – with Barcelona star David Villa already being lined up as a mega-money replacement, writes the Sunday People.
Striker Aguero was a £38million signing from Atletico Madrid just 18 months ago.
And he will remain forever in the hearts of all Blue Moonies after his sensational late winner against QPR on the final day of last season that snatched the Premier League title from Manchester United’s hands.
Sources close to the Argentinian striker claim his spirits are low and he has become unsettled at the club this season after their Champions League exit and amid dressing room unrest.
Click here for more stories from the Sunday People
It is understood that City sporting director Txiki Begiristain and chief executive Ferran Soriano – with their strong Barca links – have identified Villa as a potential transfer target.
The Spaniard – a World Cup and European Championship winner – is said to be assessing his future at the Nou Camp following manager Pep Guardiola’s departure in the summer.
Aguero – who scored the opener in City’s 3-1 win at Newcastle yesterday – was upset at City boss Roberto Mancini for publicly criticising his strike-force over their lack of goals this season.
Mancini has made no secret of the fact he wants a proven new frontman after failing to land Robin van Persie, who joined arch-rivals United for £24m from Arsenal.
RVP then rubbed City’s noses in it with the late winner in Sunday’s 3-2 derby victory at the Etihad.
Mancini’s pop at his strikers – and midfielder Sami Nasri for his role in van Persie’s goal last week – did not impress Aguero.
He has been eyed by both Spanish giants Real Madrid and Barcelona – and City would expect to recoup his massive transfer fee if he moved on.
Villa, 31, was out for eight months last season and missed Spain’s win at Euro 2012 after breaking a tibia in a Club World Cup match in Japan.
He is fit again and playing, but it is understood he would be open to a big move to England at this stage of his career and that has alerted Begiristain, who is ideally placed to negotiate with his old club.
Begiristain is former director of football at Barcelona and Soriano was financial vice-president and general manager there for five years until 2008. But as the powerful pair go looking for new faces, they have sparked more turmoil behind the scenes by stalling on new contract deals for FOUR of the City’s current stars.
Yaya Toure, Carlos Tevez, Gareth Barry and James Milner have just 18 months left on their deals but so far there have been no moves to open negotiations.
That has left some players believing Mancini’s own position is far from clear cut and that club chairman Khaldoon al Mubarak and his senior management team are waiting to see how the second half of the season unfolds before entering into talks with players.
Barry, 32 in February, is most at risk, along with Tevez, who is unlikely to be offered – or want – a new deal.
City would be reluctant to give England midfielder Barry a long-term contract as he will be over 33 when his present agreement runs out.
Milner, 27 next month, is looking for a four-year deal while Toure – 30 at the end of the season – has publicly stated he wants to finish his career at City.
So far none of the quartet have opened talks – adding more weight to the belief that Mancini could be out in the summer if he does not retain the Premier League trophy that Aguero won for him.
Shit story 2:
Mario Balotelli is taking Manchester City to a Premier League tribunal to overturn a £340,000 club fine.
The controversial Italian striker will appear before an independent two-man panel in London on Wednesday after being docked two weeks’ wages by the champions.
Sunday Mirror Sport understands that City handed down the fine after deciding that Balotelli was guilty of a series of breaches of discipline.
But the 22-year-old believes that the punishment is unjust.
After failing with an appeal to the club’s hierarchy, he instructed his agent to pursue City through a tribunal.
If Balotelli loses his appeal, he faces paying the five-figure costs of the hearing, as well as the fine.
The £170,000-a-week forward clearly sees that as a gamble worth taking.
But he also risks alienating himself even further from the club.
City’s Abu Dhabi-based owners are worried that Balotelli is giving the Blues a bad image with his constant indiscretions – on and off the field.
Manager Roberto Mancini is also beginning to waver in his support for a player described as “unmanageable” by Jose Mourinho while at Inter Milan.
Balotelli was left out of the City squad for yesterday’s trip north to Newcastle.
Mancini made clear his anger, amid claims that the player’s training had not been up to standard in the past few days.
Questioned on why Balotelli didn’t travel to the north east, Mancini replied: “Mario is not in good form at the moment.
“It is better for him to train well.
“His form is not good enough to play.”
Privately, the City boss now wonders whether Balotelli will ever fulfil his potential.
He has used Balotelli sparingly this season and substituted him after 55 minutes of last week’s Manchester derby defeat to United.
Balotelli is now one of the highest-profile players in football.
But that will not save him from being sold if City can recoup their £24million investment.
-- Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:43 am --
deano ou812 said:I have to admit,i buy this shit of an excuse for a paper from time to time,well not anymore,just have to get a more riveting read instead,like the book on paper clips and their many uses....
Sounds riveting, is there a hardback?
Josh Blue
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Why in one sentence are we getting rid of old players and then in the next we are signing David Villa to replace Aguero????
SamCity123
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Wiping my arse with a mirror will certainly be a different experience.