The miserable old bastard thread

Any song in the top 40 charts. I think music should be banned for a year, everyone has to go back to the drawing board and actually try to write a decent tune. If there is no improvement after a year its banned again for 2 years until somebody writes something good
Bieber is excellent.
 
Everyone needs to stop calling Father Christmas "Santa" !
 
What really gets to me are those traditional Christmas tunes where some jerk comes along and doubles the number of fucking notes! Sod off, yer cretins. Get back to kindergarten. White Christmas can only be sung one way - Bing's way!
I absolutely hate warbling singing. "WoahoahOAHoahohohoooooaaOOAOOOAOooao" - fuck off!
 
The milk aisle in supermarkets, it's always packed with fuckwits who just stand there staring blankly as if they've never seen anything remotely like it before.
 
The milk aisle in supermarkets, it's always packed with fuckwits who just stand there staring blankly as if they've never seen anything remotely like it before.
I went to Tescos around 10-30 last night for a few bits n bats. It wasn't fuckwits staring at milk that concerned me. it was all the shelf stackers blocking the aisles with pallet trucks, was like a fuckin obstacle course!. I had a good mind to stick a leg out and throw myself on the floor(Like Ashley Young does in the penalty area) and claim compensation!

Where there's blame there's a claim Tescos, every little helps!
 

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