The miserable old bastard thread

mancityvstoke said:
Blind old cunts checking sell by dates
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PMSFL. I'm still laughing now!

I used to play a prank on my mates with out of date beer. I gave a mate a 6 year out of date tin of Kronenbourg. He was oblivious when he opened the tin until it nearly exploded in his face with froth! I tried it a couple of years later hoping he'd forgotten, especially as the 'new' tin I was offering was a mere 8 years old, and he tried checking the date with his blind as a bat Mr Magoo specs on! But, I had scratched out the date. He said "is this one out of date like that last one you gave me?"...(smirking) I said "don't worry about dates, they're just those little dried up brown thingies you get at crimbo in a wooden box!"

That tin must be 10 years old now still waiting for a thirsty victim!
 
The dishwasher has decided Christmas eve is the perfect time to break down. Merry fucking Christmas.
 
Barcon said:
I just got a brand new stainless steel Bosch. Quiet as fuck mate.
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I'm currently in the process of building my new dish washing accessory. It's a stick which is being sharpened. I will use it to prod Mrs Stony and herd her into the kitchen to sink.
 
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