The most innacurate football heckle ever............

[BrightwellsBoot]

"Whitey, get your f***ing skates on you slow b***ard"

 

[BibbyBlue85]

A slightly deluded fool who was sat next to me during the Carling Cup win against Scunthorpe was constantly shouting "De Jong, your shit mate". Clearly this kid had no idea what a defensive midfielder's job was but hey ho. We were 3-1 up at the time too the clown

 

[rushts]

Mcmanamanaman you need to show your team how to play with more hand signals.

 

[Cully]

Micah, who's marking Owen

 

[LongsightM13]

Top thread this. Some great heckles. Keep em coming

 

[bluemoon32]

I remember making a remark about SWP in one of his games for us, i think it went something like " he'll never make the grade" lol.

 

[Sultana of Brunei]

"Ireland, get your haircut. You look like a friggin gypsy"

 

[sweep]

Not exactly a heckle, but me yesterday "COME ON SHAUN PASS!" - shot, deflection, goal!

 

[Sultana of Brunei]

I did the same for the second goal. Turned to DD and said "We never score from these kind of free-kicks".

 

[mancity5]

"Hughes, you are a football manager !!!"....cracked me up that one.