Onholiday(somemightsay)
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The most rancid smell you have ever whiffed is?
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Onholiday(somemightsay)
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Needless to say, I wasn't expecting that..........Bearded Dragon diarrhoea. Can't even put into words how much it hits you, I pulled the muscles in my side with how badly I gagged/wretched. Their shit normally smells pretty bad, particularly if you clean it up straight away, but he had diarrhoea on my carpet when I let him run around, so went to clean it up straight away and, fucking hell, you could weaponise the smell. It was one of those that's so strong you don't really even smell it, you feel it. (top tip, don't overfeed lizards, they will commit war crimes)
mac
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lovely smell. I've had worse.That describes Smiths boneyard in Hyde, but everday of our school year's we had to put up with the stench.
Stoned Rose
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Dead bodies.
Proper moody.
Proper moody.
Stoned Rose
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Yeah ....nice added cheese
Two scruffy cunts.
Trevor Morley's Tache
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A toss up between a 4 day old dead old body, or a dead mouse in my kit bag as the worst smells
I have a memory for smells, and the one that I remember the most is the combination of body v express train, combined with the grease of the train tracks. I was doing a brief placement with Surrey Ambulance Service as an observer, and that was the very first job I attended. Needless to say the Paramedic was not needed. Freshly mangled body smells very much like offal, and even now, I can't walk past a butchers shop without getting vivid flashbacks.
Another job I attended that week was to a local homeless alcoholic with chest pains, who was wearing a Motty style sheepskin jacket that he hadn't taken off in about 6 months. That jacket was f*cking rotten, and riddled with fleas. It took a while to get rid of that smell.
I have a memory for smells, and the one that I remember the most is the combination of body v express train, combined with the grease of the train tracks. I was doing a brief placement with Surrey Ambulance Service as an observer, and that was the very first job I attended. Needless to say the Paramedic was not needed. Freshly mangled body smells very much like offal, and even now, I can't walk past a butchers shop without getting vivid flashbacks.
Another job I attended that week was to a local homeless alcoholic with chest pains, who was wearing a Motty style sheepskin jacket that he hadn't taken off in about 6 months. That jacket was f*cking rotten, and riddled with fleas. It took a while to get rid of that smell.
mac
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Where i lived in GX my house was the last in line of 6 on a shared drain, before it joined the main sewer. Well the manhole blocked up so I open the cover up and there was about 6 months worth of shit, tampax etc. So I went down into the manhole with a small shovel and bin liners and cleared it out. How I never spewed I never know. I then had to get rid so I buried them in the back garden. Years later I dug some footings for my shed and not one bit of shit was left. Great strawberries though.
StrangewaysHereWeCome
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A glue factory. It was one fucking strong smell that.
Leachate....
Basically it the fluid drained off a landfill,fuck me it's bad.
They say you get used to the smell of things over the years,not this shit.
I've literally had my eyes bulging out of my head I've wretched so hard.
Basically it the fluid drained off a landfill,fuck me it's bad.
They say you get used to the smell of things over the years,not this shit.
I've literally had my eyes bulging out of my head I've wretched so hard.