The most rancid smell you have ever whiffed is?

[SkyBlueTX]

Cleaning up a house that had been flooded by Hurricane Harvey and sat buttoned up for three weeks before the floodwaters had receded to the point the homeowners could return. The stench took my breath away when I removed my mask. Won’t ever forget that one.

 

[idahoblues]

We unearthed a skunks nest under a house with a bobcat once. Had to leave the job and go beers. When we came back we had to leave the job for the day.
I've never been napalmed but I'll bet it is similar.

Yup skunk close up takes it all day. I trapped one once and I was genuinley going to try and release it elsewhere but it wouldn't let me get near without spraying. I ended up shooting it and it released the entire contents of it's scent glands into the snow. Hard to describe the acrid stench and was there for weeks. It's a dark yellow, once it had frozen up I chipped it out with a shovel and spread it onto a neighbours yard

 

[Broadway Blue]

When my daughter was about 6, I said to her lets go to the car wash. I went to the garage and got a token, drove up to the car wash and slipped the token into the slot. Just as the water came down and the windows went up, she dropped the worst smelling stench I have smelt. She just looked at me and laughed, as we sat there for about 5 mins, but seemed to last an hour.
Yup, evil..

 

[Cellarite]

A food skip full of putrid pork.
Worked for Barons meat factory in Audenshaw for a few months when i left school in the eighties.
Somebody had filled the wrong skip with pork meat and the skip company wouldn't take it.
So it had been left in the summer heat for a week while the dispute went on.
It got to the point where the factory workers refused to come into work due to the stench of rotting meat.
Our cleaning team got instructed to shovel the meat out and into the correct skip.

No words would ever do the smell justice. The meat had turned green, and slimy. We had to stand on it to shovel it out.
No masks and just wellies were offered. Looking back, i have no idea why i didn't tell them to go fuck themselves!

Edwards and son meat traders swiftly came to the rescue and bought the lot.

 

[yerwot?]

personally, a tie between a freshly squashed skunk and the remains of a pig that had drowned in a spillway . Rumour has it an anchovy's fanny is right up there......

 

[sir baconface]

If it smells like trout. Get the fuck out if it smells like chicken keep on licking:)

If it smells like sole, try other hole....

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The back of the wifes car a few hours ago.

 

[malg]

Leg ulcers.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

That weird arse juice that cats spray around

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

A food skip full of putrid pork.
Worked for Barons meat factory in Audenshaw for a few months when i left school in the eighties.
Somebody had filled the wrong skip with pork meat and the skip company wouldn't take it.
So it had been left in the summer heat for a week while the dispute went on.
It got to the point where the factory workers refused to come into work due to the stench of rotting meat.
Our cleaning team got instructed to shovel the meat out and into the correct skip.

No words would ever do the smell justice. The meat had turned green, and slimy. We had to stand on it to shovel it out.
No masks and just wellies were offered. Looking back, i have no idea why i didn't tell them to go fuck themselves!

That describes Smiths boneyard in Hyde, but everday of our school year's we had to put up with the stench.