The New Pope

[scotty123]

Bloody hell. He sounds like he can barely get the words out. He'll probably be dead by Easter.

I will give it 5 years, too old

 

[Ste1969]

First pope from outside Europe for 1,000 years. Must have been hard to find one that wasn't on the list for Operation Yewtree.

 

[andyhinch]

Bloody hell. He sounds like he can barely get the words out. He'll probably be dead by Easter.

What's 3 days dead? He'll be back by Monday

 

[bobmcfc]

First pope from outside Europe for 1,000 years. Must have been hard to find one that wasn't on the list for Operation Yewtree.

They are like FIFA

 

[jma]

The bloke in the red who made the announcement was reminiscent of Gazza on that stage in Northampton. Surely they could have got someone with a bit more of a smooth style. I not suggesting that they get Ant and Dec up there but, come on....

 

[Ducado]

Seems quite a humble guy to be honest

 

[blueish swede]

Brucie?

 

[give & go]

Don't worry the daily fail will dig some shit up about him

 

[tidyman]

Why's he called Francis 1 on not just Francis?

It's almost an admission he's on his last legs before the gig has even kicked off and number 2 is already warming up back stage to take over.

 

[Blue Maverick]

The bloke in the red who made the announcement was reminiscent of Gazza on that stage in Northampton. Surely they could have got someone with a bit more of a smooth style. I not suggesting that they get Ant and Dec up there but, come on....

Had to laugh at the Gazza stuff. Still don't get why they choose someone so old is it to keep everyone in the Sistine Chapel in a job as they know they'll need a new one in a few years.