The New Pope

[chestervegasblue]

Maternity units worldwide have just cancelled all annual leave for December...

 

[Kirkstall Blue]

Seems quite a humble guy to be honest

This. People will probably criticise him for appearing overwhelmed, but I think it shows that he is not underestimating the importance of his new "job" to so many people.

What a job he's got trying to bring about harmony with all the scandal that's hit the church in recent times. Seemed a really humble man, good luck to him.

 

[tommybooth]

told the mrs it would be a South American.

Second prize after not getting the Falklands vote.

 

[stony]

A smart pope would invest in a condom company and then announce to the world that it's not really a sin to bag up.

 

[squirtyflower]

Did your Mrs say her hail Marys Squirty, mine did, i started laughing she went friggin mad

i can't go into her catholic foibles, it just wouldn't be fair

she just got home, walked into the lounge and the first thing she said to me was 'we've got a new pope'!

who's the fucking we????

Put your foot down mate. She should be walking into the lounge after work and saying what do you want for tea!

i already knew

she got in at half seven and is now in the kitchen making it
it's a bit much to be honest, i've been sat here waiting for nearly three fucking hours with only vodka and my stereo to keep me company

 

[TCIB]

i can't go into her catholic foibles, it just wouldn't be fair

she just got home, walked into the lounge and the first thing she said to me was 'we've got a new pope'!

who's the fucking we????

Put your foot down mate. She should be walking into the lounge after work and saying what do you want for tea!

i already knew

she got in at half seven and is now in the kitchen making it
it's a bit much to be honest, i've been sat here waiting for nearly three fucking hours with only vodka and my stereo to keep me company

It's a fucking liberty i tells ya.

 

[Vienna_70]

Divine intervention?

The new Pope is an Argentinian, who will be known as Francis I.

Is he big mates with Carlos, Kun and Zaba?

And taking Francis - after one of the Holy Trinity - as his papal name, must mean he is a City fan.

Is divine intervention about to take a hand in the title race after Pope Francis I has a word with the bloke upstairs?

 

[squirtyflower]

Put your foot down mate. She should be walking into the lounge after work and saying what do you want for tea!

i already knew

she got in at half seven and is now in the kitchen making it
it's a bit much to be honest, i've been sat here waiting for nearly three fucking hours with only vodka and my stereo to keep me company

It's a fucking liberty i tells ya.

too fuckin right

she\s at work all day, goes to the gym to keep trim and leaves me here sat on my arse listening to Led Zep and drinking vodka and orange and having to eat snacks till she comes in

this really isn't a good time to be eating tea, even though home cooked

if she opens a bottle of wine i may forgive her

 

[mammutly]

Re: Divine intervention?

I pray you are right.

For the league title, I'd even chuck in the falklands

 

[Mike N]

Re: Divine intervention?

And don't forget Roberto is a good Catholic boy!