The perfect date.

Get some warm clothing and climb the eastern slopes. It will be hard and dangerous and look for a blue flower.
You must carry this flower to the top of th mountain where there is a temple, enter this temple and you must show your worth and join the league of shadows.
Face your fears and master them, you must be strong, your parents were weak Bruce, WEAK.

Return to your woman and present her this token of your love which you nearly died for just before you get on on e knee and give her the fisting of a life time.
 
himalayan_blues said:
Well my girlfriend last day asked me to give her a perfect date. I m wondering how to. So i am asking for your opinions.
I request the members in this forum to share about your perfect date if u have had any or u wish ur bf or gf gives u.
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According to your occupation you're a scab lifter; so drug her and tell her she had a good time. Then fuck the needy woman off.
 
Why Always Ste said:
The first mistake is that SHE had to ask you to give her a perfect date.

She shouldn't have to be doing this... you just do it.

Anyway she's asked now so here's the shopping list:

Nice Select cuts of meat from a decent Butchers.
if she likes red meat then a Rib-Eye or Sirloin.
Recipe: http://www.Youtube.com search here for a video tutorial and they'll also have the shopping list for food.

Candles - go to Tesco/wherever and buy some Candles. scatter small ones around the house.
Creates a nice atmosphere.
if you can, dim the lights, or use lamps for lighting effects - creates atmosphere.
Get some music going.
If she's into heavy metal or someshit then avoid but if she likes the Boyband type shit then
throw it on - Boyzone/take that - it's fucking shit but chicks love it.
Throw on the classic R&B Marvin Gaye shit as well.

Let's get it on ;)

She likes to play? get the toys ready, Ann Summers store if you need a quick one or amazon if you want to wait for delivery.
Nice Clit toy will get her going (as well as the bottle of Wine)
The bottle could also be used as a toy ;)

All this can be done in the house but if you can't cook then http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk
search in your area for the best reviewed restaurants for food she likes the most (just ask her if you don't know idiot)

Then take her out. She likes to laugh? find a comedy gig in the area on the night.
After a few drinks/nice meal, light entertainment such as comedy/music/cinema
Take her home to the candles/nice lighting effects....

And have a wank a few hours before you fuck her.
You'll last longer. Also have a wee before you fuck her.
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CTID1988 said:
I did similar with my ex. Booked a weekend away to Rome, surprised her on the day of the flight and she went mental... said i was being controlling because i booked it without her knowing. So, if your missus has a tendency to be absolutely insane i would recommend against this.
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I hope she became your ex that very second the ungrateful cow.
 
Why Always Ste said:
Thankfully No I'm not.
I wouldn't want to be some fat old guy.

And controlling my ejaculation means I can have sex and control my urges.
So if I get taken away in the moment and feel i'm about to cum, I'll stop, calm down
and then continue... which allows my partner to cum several times and enjoy herself more (according to her)
It feels nice feeling her squirting on my cock as well.
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Now now Mr Sumner stop telling urs and Trudies sex secrets.
 
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