So many to choose from, but it will have to be Taggart, although I'd also like to include his band of kiss-ass puppets (Neville, Bruce, Allardyce, Redknapp, ...).
Other notables would be Blatter, Platini, Jordan, Warnock, Savage, Ferdinand, Crerand, Willie McKay, most journalists, van Persie, Allan McInally, Ronaldo, Collymore, Wise, Bates, Hammam, Ridsdale, oh I can't go on (never realised I'd become so bitter!).