The "post something that made you smile" thread

[give it to gordon]

She possibly passed her test in a mini metro and her immature husband wanted a big Tonka toy, people staring and laughing at her maybe made her stressed and anxious. Poor woman. I feel her pain.

Oh come on 3 foot gap either side on you, doesn't matter what you were taught to drive in with 6 foot gap you should get though lol.

OK I was HGV class 1 but the driving standards in this country are shit nowadays

 

[Eccles Blue]

I have just re-arranged an appointment for my Diabetic eye screening test and asked if I could go to the centre I always used but the lady said that they no longer do them there.
I said oh heck that means I'll have to bribe my brother with some chocolates to give me a lift!!!! I realised what I'd said immediately and said oh my goodness I can't believe I just said that to the diabetic eye screening people!........ She is still laughing at me now! :-)



You aren't allowed to drive yourself when you have this test because of the drops they put in your eyes.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

I have just re-arranged an appointment for my Diabetic eye screening test and asked if I could go to the centre I always used but the lady said that they no longer do them there.
I said oh heck that means I'll have to bribe my brother with some chocolates to give me a lift!!!! I realised what I'd said immediately and said oh my goodness I can't believe I just said that to the diabetic eye screening people!........ She is still laughing at me now! :-)



You aren't allowed to drive yourself when you have this test because of the drops they put in your eyes.

eye drops like these ?

 

[Eccles Blue]

eye drops like these ?
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You're as bad as me. :-) ;-)

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm coming to the end of a 5 week stay in Oz (brand new granddaughter)
Mrs Mist would say that teaching a 4 year old grandson the '2 little dickie birds' song makes her smile.
Bollocks.
I've taught him the Yaya/Kolo song and the Sun Jihai song. The funniest bit was I started singing this on the way to Day Care. In the afternoon when I picked him up he asked me to sing 'that' song. I wasn't sure which one he meant so I asked him. He replied 'the Lucy and Momo song.*
I'm so proud of myself.

*If you don't know it, to the tune of Rolf Harris' Sun Arise.
Sun Jihai, Lucian Mettomo
Sun Jihai, Lucian Mettomo
Kevin Keegan Ali Bernarbia
Kevin Keegan Ali Bernarbia

 

[idahoblues]

One of my employees just called, he was walking home from the bar. Someone hit a moose in a truck, cop came out and killed it, he’s now got a dead moose at his house, won’t be at work tomorrow as they have to process it, do I want to go help butcher, I think I’ll pass tonight

 

[mexico1970]

One of my employees just called, he was walking home from the bar. Someone hit a moose in a truck, cop came out and killed it, he’s now got a dead moose at his house, won’t be at work tomorrow as they have to process it, do I want to go help butcher, I think I’ll pass tonight

I make a fuss if my Cat brings a dead Mouse home, I obviously haven't lived :)

 

[Blue Mist]

One of my employees just called, he was walking home from the bar. Someone hit a moose in a truck, cop came out and killed it, he’s now got a dead moose at his house, won’t be at work tomorrow as they have to process it, do I want to go help butcher, I think I’ll pass tonight

He was walking. How the hell did he get it home ?

 

[idahoblues]

He was walking. How the hell did he get it home ?

Turns out him and his buddy told the cops they’d take it so they went home, got their truck and a rope. The cops were happy that they didn’t have to deal with it and so they dragged it home behind their pickup, yeehaw

 

[Blue Mist]

Turns out him and his buddy told the cops they’d take it so they went home, got their truck and a rope. The cops were happy that they didn’t have to deal with it and so they dragged it home behind their pickup, yeehaw

Brilliant, saves skinning it I suppose