The secrets to a long and happy marriage (for you blokes)

Fame Monster said:
Rule number 1 is to make sure she knows from the early stages of the relationship that City comes first otherwise she's gonna been pissed off to hear you might not make the birth of your newborn son cos you've just sorted yourself out a ticket for Watford away.
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No, rule No 1 is marry a City fan.
 
Fame Monster said:
Rule number 1 is to make sure she knows from the early stages of the relationship that City comes first otherwise she's gonna been pissed off to hear you might not make the birth of your newborn son cos you've just sorted yourself out a ticket for Watford away.
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It’s funny, when I started seeing my ex-wife I was in a rare period of relative indifference about City. They were still a huge part of my life, but not as central as they’d been in the past. A conflation of the football under Pearce and the novelty of the stadium move wearing off (ie missing Maine Road) combined with the time it took me to get to games meant it had slipped ever so slightly down my list of priorities.

Then Sven came and it seemed to relight a spark in me, followed by the takeover. She was genuinely shocked at how absorbed I became in City, but it was simply a reawakening from something she’d never witnessed before. If you asked her today why our marriage broke down: that, money and my selfishness would all by vying for top spot.

Ever since, when embarking on a new relationship, I’ve always made things abundantly clear. I feel it affords me more freedom to be selfish, going forward.

You’ve got to learn from your mistakes.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
The only game I took my ex-wife to was the Fowler penalty game against Boro, last game of the season. She genuinely didn’t have a clue what was going on.
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Haha, we only usually do City Arsenal games together (she's a gooner), but I was more referring to a sense of understanding when you do things like fork out 500 quid for corporate tickets in Basel's ground and try to disguise it as a midweek break in Switzerland :)
 
nimrod said:
what if theyre a scouser ?

My missus loves Sane, she say he's like a Gazelle or racehorse
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Can't stand the accent so I'd hardly be talking from a position of experience. Have some Liverpool fans in the family and can't talk football with them at all, they're all just full of shit and deluded. Prefer the family rags.
 
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