The snip.

Yup - had it done a year after my 2nd kid so that was 1995.
Asked to be knocked out rather than local anesthetic. Woke up an hour later (or however long it was) and had to stay in hospital for about 4 hours after and then released.
They gave me these pills and said if it gets a bit sore take these!
Was back in work the next day, though took me a bit longer to walk up the stairs!

After the 2nd day, the old sack was black / dark purple and blue and by the 4th day were aching like fuck. Like you'd been kicked there 10 times! Got home and the wife said ''take the tablets' which to be honest I had forgot about. Took them and they knocked me out for a while, woke up no problems at all.

2 months later I had to produce a sample for the hospital and then a month after that, another one.

What was really funny was at work I took a group of kids abseiling. Done it loads of times with different groups. This was 2 weeks after. Some of them were nervous but I was telling them they'd be OK and giving them confidence. They all went down the rock face and then i was last. I put the harness on and just as i was going over the edge, everything tightened up and I went ''ooooh!'' and backed up and told the instructor i was giving it a miss. The kids were going mad, shouting up that they had been scared but still did it and everything I had told them, to help them do it, I was bailing out on them.
I walked down the side of the rock face and told them ''look, 2 weeks ago I had a vasectomy.... things got a little sore when the harness tightened...''
There was a few seconds silence and then they all pissed themselves laughing!
 
I had it done in 2009, its not too bad TBH but they had to administer more anaesthetic half way through as it became more painful. The smell of the burning isn't too nice and your balls ache for about a week after, you need to wear tight dud's and maybe pack up you balls because gravity is not your friend after you've had it done. Getting your missus to retrieve your specimen's always has its perks. No probs after a week or so.
 
I had mine done in 99, went in at 10 oclock in the moring and was out for 2 oclock
Just a local anaestetic got to watch what was going on.
I was back in work at 6pm til 11 no ill effects
Just lucky i think cos i have heard some horror stories but all down to being knocked out.
I think because i was awake no-one was using my bollocks as punchbags in the Operating Theatre.
The blokes around me who went in before me with General anaestetic all complained about the pain.
 
metalblue said:
Mine went without a hitch, I know people who have ended up with nuts the size of melons and all sorts of complications with it, luck of the draw.

Wasn't keen on shaving the "area", weren't natural that.
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You should be thankful they shaved it. I went in for a hip operation and they had to cut into my groin. They stitched it back nice and then put a dressing on, held in place by the stickiest fucking plaster known to man. Right over my left bollock is where they stuck it. A couple of days later and time to change the dressing and you could here my scream at the other end of the hospital. It was literally like having one of your balls waxed. The fact that she was pissing herself laughing whilst holding aloft what looked like a hairpiece, like it was some kind of fucking trophy. While I clutched forlornly at one half of a very bare and very red scrotum, was even more demeaning.
 
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