I have told this story a few times. I had my op about 15 years ago at Oldham. I had a general, as I went into the theatre in my gown ready to be put to sleep there was a nurse who said to me, "Don't you go in the Windmill in Failsworth on a Sunday night for the quiz night", I was so embarrassed cause I did. I didn't go in again in case she recognised me.
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The snip.
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Mad Eyed Screamer
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Paul powers moustache said:The best bit is that
making sure that your test sample is fresh
I was taking no chances so I deposited my sample into the tube in the car park at North Manchester General .
Still steaming it was when I handed it in .
Still makes me laugh out loud when I think of it
Mine was at Crumpsall too. Filled the bottle at home though...... went into the hospital and got a bit confused as there appeared to be 2 signs for ''Fluid Samples'' (or whatever the sign said) pointing in different directions next to the busy reception.....so... I approached a nurse who was passing....
Me: (quietly) Excuse me, can you tell me where I should take a fluid sample too as there are two signs pointing in different directions?
Nurse: (loudly) What kind of sample is it?
Me: (even quieter) er, sperm
Nurse: (loudly) oh sperm, yes, it's that way down the corridor etc etc etc
I just got my head down and moved quickly down the corridor.....
ElanJo
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The main problem I had was that it made my sack hang lower.
Couldn't see a fucking thing!
Couldn't see a fucking thing!
pinkwheeltrim
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I've been thinking of having this done for a couple of years now,having read this thread I don't think I'll bother!
charliebigspuds
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pinkwheeltrim said:I've been thinking of having this done for a couple of years now,having read this thread I don't think I'll bother!
poof!!
Blue Maverick
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My little story my first wife was quite ill on the pill and she really wasn't the mothering type so in 98 I/we decided the snip was the best way to go I was 28, fast forward 2 years and as my missus fucks off her parting shot was she new at the time our marriage was doomed but couldnt be arsed to tell me!! Move on 6 years and the reversal hasn't worked now move on to today and me and my new wife have forked out for IVF which looks like it hasn't worked :( So think carefully before you do it, on a side note the ex woman has had a kid!!!!!
metalblue
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Blue Maverick said:My little story my first wife was quite ill on the pill and she really wasn't the mothering type so in 98 I/we decided the snip was the best way to go I was 28, fast forward 2 years and as my missus fucks off her parting shot was she new at the time our marriage was doomed but couldnt be arsed to tell me!! Move on 6 years and the reversal hasn't worked now move on to today and me and my new wife have forked out for IVF which looks like it hasn't worked :( So think carefully before you do it, on a side note the ex woman has had a kid!!!!!
When I saw you posted I was expecting an amusing post op fireman tale but that fucking sucks mate, similar happened to a pal of mine his misses was carting on when he went under the knife...the callus woman.
Moral of the story is don't trust owt that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. Good luck in the future with it blue, hope it comes good for you and your new missus.<br /><br />-- Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:33 am --<br /><br />
charliebigspuds said:poof!!
You have the best username for this thread.
Carstairs
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When my mate Mike had his under a General Anesthetic his brother put two pickled onions in a jar of water on his bedside table in the hospital for when he woke up.
Mike said he fucking shit himself when he opened his eyes and saw it!
Mike said he fucking shit himself when he opened his eyes and saw it!
Leyth Blue
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...Jasper Carrot c. 1985! lolCarstairs said:When my mate Mike had his under a General Anesthetic his brother put two pickled onions in a jar of water on his bedside table in the hospital for when he woke up.
Mike said he fucking shit himself when he opened his eyes and saw it!