The snip.

[the blue panther]

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Mine was at Crumpsall too. Filled the bottle at home though...... went into the hospital and got a bit confused as there appeared to be 2 signs for ''Fluid Samples'' (or whatever the sign said) pointing in different directions next to the busy reception.....so... I approached a nurse who was passing....


OK OK - no need to brag Mr Spunk Tank

 

[Blue Maverick]

My little story my first wife was quite ill on the pill and she really wasn't the mothering type so in 98 I/we decided the snip was the best way to go I was 28, fast forward 2 years and as my missus fucks off her parting shot was she new at the time our marriage was doomed but couldnt be arsed to tell me!! Move on 6 years and the reversal hasn't worked now move on to today and me and my new wife have forked out for IVF which looks like it hasn't worked :( So think carefully before you do it, on a side note the ex woman has had a kid!!!!!

When I saw you posted I was expecting an amusing post op fireman tale but that fucking sucks mate, similar happened to a pal of mine his misses was carting on when he went under the knife...the callus woman.

Moral of the story is don't trust owt that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. Good luck in the future with it blue, hope it comes good for you and your new missus.

-- Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:33 am --

poof!!

You have the best username for this thread.

Cheers pal, life's a woman then you marry one (just don't tell my new wife ;) )

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

I have a mate (not me honest) who had the snip and ever since every time he shoots his load it is excruciating pain. Put me off. Best feeling you ever have turning into agony. Not fair and not happening.

Even more so after reading about these injections.

 

[Blue Maverick]

The reversal cost £2000 but the IVF varies depending on what you have anywhere from £4k-£8k and that's for one go!!! Because of this we went for a donor £1500 it has less chance of working but we have had to think about how much debt you want to get into before you even have a kid. Check out CARE website mate, if you have any questions PM me.

 

[glen quagmire]

Thanks for the replies people.
My mind is well and truly made up.

Cheers.

 

[Glyn]

My memories of snip are:
Nurse bearing down on me whilst I was naked from waist down with a hypodermic saying "just a little prick"
Pot holes on car park ex wife deliberately drove over when taking me home.
Drinking 3 cans of Colt 45 to numb the post op pain and then watching my balls swelling and turning blue (medical terminology is "Elephant Balls" I was subsequently informed!) Don't do this !
Everyone at work asking me why I was walking bow-legged like john Wayne for the next 3 days.
Wanking into a bottle for 3 months afterwards and posting off the product thereof for tests to confirm no more swimmers survive. (I believe if you have it done privately BUPA send a woman round in a nurses uniform to do this for you!)
Many years later of not having to have a bath with my socks on---- well worth it!

 

[Bluebird1]

My little story my first wife was quite ill on the pill and she really wasn't the mothering type so in 98 I/we decided the snip was the best way to go I was 28, fast forward 2 years and as my missus fucks off her parting shot was she new at the time our marriage was doomed but couldnt be arsed to tell me!! Move on 6 years and the reversal hasn't worked now move on to today and me and my new wife have forked out for IVF which looks like it hasn't worked :( So think carefully before you do it, on a side note the ex woman has had a kid!!!!!

That is really quite sad. What an evil woman your ex is.

Good luck to you and your Mrs, hope you are successful and soon get to the dirty nappy, sleepless night stage:-)

 

[MCFC1993]

The worst part of the procedure is the anasthetic going in.. 1 injection into each bollock! Never felt pain like it.

Just nearly cried reading that, and not laughing!

 

[Dirty Harry]

Thanks for the replies people.
My mind is well and truly made up.

Cheers.

Is that a yes or no then Glen ?

 

[Cellarite]

i went for it within a month of the birth of my third. the doctor was a comedian. i walked into his office followed by my missus. he completely ignored me then shook my missus' hand and said "i'm not going to hurt you at all".

he was also boss eyed, he had one eye on my ballsack and one on the door. when he injected my nuts, i let out a "for fuck's sake". he glanced up at me, scalpel in hand and smiled "you're not going to swear in my surgery again are you mr.kev?"

a proper weirdo.