ndjsleftnipple
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A rather unpleasant experience.
Use the withdrawal method and save yourself the trouble.
Use the withdrawal method and save yourself the trouble.
The snip.
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metalblue
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stony said:
johnmc
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An injection in each teste? Fuck that.
Paul powers moustache
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Injections in the testicles !!
Who did yours the local butcher ?
I was disconnected in 1997 and to be honest it was a doddle
Flat on yer back with two young student nurses watching closely where and how the surgeon was cutting .
I had one injection into the scrotum ( didn't feel it ) and an application of a cold as hell dark liquid over the area .
A mirror was put up so I could see what was happening ( the mirror was optional )
The strange experience was when the doctor was pulling the tube ( vas deferens ) to tie it off I could feel a pulling at the top of my chest .
It was about fifteen minutes to do the op and I was home four hours later , back to work the day after and no ill affects since then .
Who did yours the local butcher ?
I was disconnected in 1997 and to be honest it was a doddle
Flat on yer back with two young student nurses watching closely where and how the surgeon was cutting .
I had one injection into the scrotum ( didn't feel it ) and an application of a cold as hell dark liquid over the area .
A mirror was put up so I could see what was happening ( the mirror was optional )
The strange experience was when the doctor was pulling the tube ( vas deferens ) to tie it off I could feel a pulling at the top of my chest .
It was about fifteen minutes to do the op and I was home four hours later , back to work the day after and no ill affects since then .
BlueMoonRisin’
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Had it done in 2002 in a private clinic in Stockport. Had only a local, should of had a general.
I felt every cut, snip, pull, and stitch, pain was fuckin' excruciating, never felt pain like it.
Surgeon said "do you want to see the tube i've just pulled out, it's like a thread of spagetti"! - I said "just get on with it, i'm in agony"!
Had to get my mate to pick me up as i couldn't drive. We went to the pub and i knocked back 4 pints in no time! My mate said "did it hurt"? -"did id fuckin hurt, i'm still in agony". "Come in the bogs n' have a look at my sack" i said.
"Fuckin' hell, they look like buster gonads, n' they are multicoloured, n bruised looking".
I had to have a week off work, but had no problems since.
I felt every cut, snip, pull, and stitch, pain was fuckin' excruciating, never felt pain like it.
Surgeon said "do you want to see the tube i've just pulled out, it's like a thread of spagetti"! - I said "just get on with it, i'm in agony"!
Had to get my mate to pick me up as i couldn't drive. We went to the pub and i knocked back 4 pints in no time! My mate said "did it hurt"? -"did id fuckin hurt, i'm still in agony". "Come in the bogs n' have a look at my sack" i said.
"Fuckin' hell, they look like buster gonads, n' they are multicoloured, n bruised looking".
I had to have a week off work, but had no problems since.
Leyth Blue
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Had it done about 5 years ago - in what seemed to be the store room of a clinic in Wigan. The thought of what they were doing was much more disturbing than the pain of the injections and you can feel the tubes tugging in your guts when they pull at them to cut and tie them.
When extracting the samples in the weeks after, I asked the missus to oblige but she told me to go and do it myself. I looked all offended and told her not to be disgusting - worked a treat!! haha
When extracting the samples in the weeks after, I asked the missus to oblige but she told me to go and do it myself. I looked all offended and told her not to be disgusting - worked a treat!! haha
Paul powers moustache
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The best bit is that
making sure that your test sample is fresh
I was taking no chances so I deposited my sample into the tube in the car park at North Manchester General .
Still steaming it was when I handed it in .
Still makes me laugh out loud when I think of it
making sure that your test sample is fresh
I was taking no chances so I deposited my sample into the tube in the car park at North Manchester General .
Still steaming it was when I handed it in .
Still makes me laugh out loud when I think of it
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Anonymous
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Had it done. No worries. Dr was a bit of a comedian - one hand on my ball bag, a syringe in the other when he smiles and say "now you'll feel a little prick".
Only thing that hurt was during the procedure. Didn't dare look down, but he did something, I felt a tug inside my nut sack and said rather loudly "fucking hell!" At which point the nurse who was speaking to me to keep me distracted, looked down where the Dr was operating and looked straight back up at me as though she was gonna hurl.
As others said, bit of discomfort, bruising and swelling. Had a check up (1 week later I think) and Dr said "how's things?", I replied "not too bad; can you get rid of the bruising but keep the swelling though?"
Only thing that hurt was during the procedure. Didn't dare look down, but he did something, I felt a tug inside my nut sack and said rather loudly "fucking hell!" At which point the nurse who was speaking to me to keep me distracted, looked down where the Dr was operating and looked straight back up at me as though she was gonna hurl.
As others said, bit of discomfort, bruising and swelling. Had a check up (1 week later I think) and Dr said "how's things?", I replied "not too bad; can you get rid of the bruising but keep the swelling though?"
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Had it done on Dec 22, 1998. Took 20 mins!
Office asked me to shave my own scrotum unless they wanted someone else to, so I did. They rubbed the area with iodine (brown liquid), Doc used some kind of "Chinese clamp" contraption that make a centimeter long slit in my scrotum. Pulled the vas through the hole, snipped and cauterized, and put a plaster over the tiny slit.
Gave me a few pain pills to take now and a few to take with me, just in case. Said put your feet up, try and support your scrotum and a bag of frozen peas will be your best friend for a day or two!
48 hours later, I was celebrating Christmas like nothing had ever happened! In the shower, I even took the plaster off it, had a quick look at the slit and put a fresh plaster on it when I was all done.
Never had a problem and it was LITERALLY painless.
Good luck!
Office asked me to shave my own scrotum unless they wanted someone else to, so I did. They rubbed the area with iodine (brown liquid), Doc used some kind of "Chinese clamp" contraption that make a centimeter long slit in my scrotum. Pulled the vas through the hole, snipped and cauterized, and put a plaster over the tiny slit.
Gave me a few pain pills to take now and a few to take with me, just in case. Said put your feet up, try and support your scrotum and a bag of frozen peas will be your best friend for a day or two!
48 hours later, I was celebrating Christmas like nothing had ever happened! In the shower, I even took the plaster off it, had a quick look at the slit and put a fresh plaster on it when I was all done.
Never had a problem and it was LITERALLY painless.
Good luck!