BimboBob
Well-Known Member
I’m an ex Derbyshire 2nd XI cricketer so played with and had a few drinks with quite a few biggies - ambrose, mushtaq (took the piss out of me for an hour and a half. I actually got myself out in the end on purpose because I was so embarrassed), defraitas, Nathan astle, alfridi (hit me for the biggest six in history) and many more.
Mates with mark sale (automatically abused him when he dived in our area when he played for Colchester at Maine road) and Gary Croft (first premier league player to play with an electronic tag)
Used to make Dominic cork cry when I played for staffs u19’s by calling him shit neck (birth mark) - excused by the fact that he was a horrible big headed twat that deserved knocking down a peg or 2
Got that bafoon dean saunders out in a charity match (good cricketer actually) and then the twat accused my mate of threatening him and he was scared fore his life!!! Absolute lying twat. We all got called in front of our club committee and fined and banned for a game. Hate the bloke for that
Played footy against Ian brightwell, Ian Scott and John Burridge (lunatic) in a charity match.
My mate opposite me in my road was assistant director on holyhokes so we get loads of fit girls - and boys - in our road and local pub. No idea who they are though. He went out with Alison king (Carla off Corrie) for a few years so got to know her quite well (very fit and loves cats!)
Ade Edmonson, rick mayhal and Alan Richardson lived in my house just before we bought it. They rented it whilst filming a comic strip film at Denstone collage
I bumped into (literally) curly watts in the bogs at Maine road
Designed tattoos for Seth Johnson and Emma b (the one Hugh grant has an affair with in Bridget Jones diary)
A few other things but I’m starting to sound like a right show off cnut now so I’ll shut up :))))
It's Rik Mayall, Ade Edmondson and Peter Richardson.
At least lie properly by spelling their names correctly.