The thread in which Bluemooners reveal tenuous links to famous people.

wattle said:
I’m an ex Derbyshire 2nd XI cricketer so played with and had a few drinks with quite a few biggies - ambrose, mushtaq (took the piss out of me for an hour and a half. I actually got myself out in the end on purpose because I was so embarrassed), defraitas, Nathan astle, alfridi (hit me for the biggest six in history) and many more.
Mates with mark sale (automatically abused him when he dived in our area when he played for Colchester at Maine road) and Gary Croft (first premier league player to play with an electronic tag)
Used to make Dominic cork cry when I played for staffs u19’s by calling him shit neck (birth mark) - excused by the fact that he was a horrible big headed twat that deserved knocking down a peg or 2
Got that bafoon dean saunders out in a charity match (good cricketer actually) and then the twat accused my mate of threatening him and he was scared fore his life!!! Absolute lying twat. We all got called in front of our club committee and fined and banned for a game. Hate the bloke for that
Played footy against Ian brightwell, Ian Scott and John Burridge (lunatic) in a charity match.
My mate opposite me in my road was assistant director on holyhokes so we get loads of fit girls - and boys - in our road and local pub. No idea who they are though. He went out with Alison king (Carla off Corrie) for a few years so got to know her quite well (very fit and loves cats!)
Ade Edmonson, rick mayhal and Alan Richardson lived in my house just before we bought it. They rented it whilst filming a comic strip film at Denstone collage
I bumped into (literally) curly watts in the bogs at Maine road
Designed tattoos for Seth Johnson and Emma b (the one Hugh grant has an affair with in Bridget Jones diary)
A few other things but I’m starting to sound like a right show off cnut now so I’ll shut up :))))
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It's Rik Mayall, Ade Edmondson and Peter Richardson.


At least lie properly by spelling their names correctly.
 
Not me but my mates mum was harassed by Mick Hucknall at college.

She said the weird little ginger creep was minging and wouldn’t leave her alone.
 
wattle said:
You win by a mile!!! Is she as gorgeous in real life? And is she interested in a 47 year old graying socially awkward bloke with 2 false knees? If so, I’m her man ;)
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You sound fucking ravishing, if she isn’t interested then she can fuck right off. **** that she is.
 
Met and shook hands with Jackie Wilson and Edwin Star
Lay on a bed that was owned by Celine Dion (in a yacht that had been owned by Celine Dion.)
Travelled on a train sat with Major Lance
Fiddled entrance into Wigan Casino by blagging a guitar off Gloria Jones and going in as one of her crew.
Arranged Car Insurance for Morrisey & Martin Sixsmith (BBC war correspondent)


Theres more...
 
I got pissed up with Terry Thomas (the angler not the gappy tooth actor) in Hereford Christmas eve 1985
 
Oooh Ooooh and I once knocked over Carol Decker from T'pau as I staggered into a nightclub in Shrewsbury. At the time I was very very drunk.
After consideration there may be a pattern forming here.
 
Oooh Oooh Oooh I also once sold a typewriter to Sarah Potter, who played cricket for England. She is also the daughter of Dennis Potter the writer.
I asked her out, but she said no. I was sober at the time if memory serves though.
 
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