The TV Quiz Show Thread

[Magicpole]

If you are a moronic fuck and get invited on the Chase here’s a few tips.

Answers to give that may get you a point.

1. Any question about a political leader? Churchill. It’s always Churchill.

2. Any question about Kings and Queens?
Henry VIII or Elizabeth I or both. He’s her dad.

3. Any Question about NASA? Neil
Armstrong.

4. Any question about literature? Shakespeare. At a push Byron.

5. Anything to do with the Roman Empire? Julius Caesar. Unless it’s asking for Emperors. He wasn’t one, he was a Dictator, before being chibbed.

6. Any question about medieval times. The Black Death.

7. Any question about horses? Princess Anne.

8. Any question about Africa? Nelson Mandela.

9. Any question about France? Agincourt or Charles de Gaul or Henry V.

10. Any question about war? The Battle of Britain or The Battle of the Somme.

No charge.


Anyone else got any bankers to help out our thick as fuck comrades?

 

[Stephen230]

I used to work with a guy who said the second best pint of Guinness he’d ever had was in Lagos.

Probably because the Nigerian brewed Guinness is 7.5%. They sell it at Tesco.

 

[Magicpole]

Probably because the Nigerian brewed Guinness is 7.5%. They sell it at Tesco.

Tesco you say? I want in.

 

[flook]

Tipping point tonight, famous female scientist involved in the study of radiation (I'm para-phrasing)

Answer, Florence Nightingale

Two contestant in the final bit where they get 3 questions each and get to choose whether to play or pass, between them they got 1 question right, and that was a pure guess, how they managed to get dressed this morning I have no idea

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

If you are a moronic fuck and get invited on the Chase here’s a few tips.

Answers to give that may get you a point.

1. Any question about a political leader? Churchill. It’s always Churchill.

2. Any question about Kings and Queens?
Henry VIII or Elizabeth I or both. He’s her dad.

3. Any Question about NASA? Neil
Armstrong.

4. Any question about literature? Shakespeare. At a push Byron.

5. Anything to do with the Roman Empire? Julius Caesar. Unless it’s asking for Emperors. He wasn’t one, he was a Dictator, before being chibbed.

6. Any question about medieval times. The Black Death.

7. Any question about horses? Princess Anne.

8. Any question about Africa? Nelson Mandela.

9. Any question about France? Agincourt or Charles de Gaul or Henry V.

10. Any question about war? The Battle of Britain or The Battle of the Somme.

No charge.


Anyone else got any bankers to help out our thick as fuck comrades?

You missed the "any question about a street artist" is Banksy
And
"Swedish furniture company" is IKEA

 

[Stephen230]

If you have even a passing interest in American Sports:

Which annual sporting event… Super Bowl.

Which baseball player…. Babe Ruth ( Unless it’s… was married to Marilyn Monroe, then… Joe DiMaggio.

Which basketball team…’95-‘96 Chicago Bulls.

Which Olympic basketball team..…. ‘92 Dream Team.

Which ice hockey player…. Wayne Gretzky.

 

[Bill Walker]

You missed the "any question about a street artist" is Banksy
And
"Swedish furniture company" is IKEA

Any ocean related questions, it's always the Pacific
Any quiz show questions, it's always Eggheads

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Any ocean related questions, it's always the Pacific
Any quiz show questions, it's always Eggheads

Don't mention Eg####ds!!! They will be round your place with pitchforks and flaming torches demanding punishment!!

 

[KS55]

You missed the "any question about a street artist" is Banksy
And
"Swedish furniture company" is IKEA

Any question about quizzes: @Mad Eyed Screamer

 

[its grim up north]

To be fair, without details of the actual question, if the contestant lived in Kent, London could well have been the correct answer.

True, if he did live in Kent, and was a thick moron.