The TV Quiz Show Thread

[Invisible Man's Bandage]

PMQs today, the guy on that was useless

Starmer?

 

[Magicpole]

Question for @Magicpole re the thread title...

Is there such a thing as an intelligent moron?

Yes. I'm one for a start. Its the thick ones that you need to keep an eye on. Cunts.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Watching Bullseye last night.

Q. Which wood is used to make black piano keys?

A. Ivory

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Best one I remember, in the days when I used to watch this shit was on Family Fortunes.

Name a dangerous race.

The Arabs.

You'll get thrown in jail for saying that these days.

My favourite one I remember was "Name a famous Arthur" and the fella said "Shakespeare".

He'd mis-heard the question as "Name a famous author", and to be fair it was a stupid question but funny all the same.

 

[Invisible Man's Bandage]

Family Fortunes question.

Q: Name a famous bridge.

A: Bridge Over Troubled Water

 

[Winchester]

Q What do take of last before getting into Bed?

A Your Feet

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Name something you open?

Your bowels.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Q. What was Gandhi’s first name?

A. Goosey

 

[Barcon]

Q. What was Gandhi’s first name?

A. Goosey

Haha.

Ava Ghandi

 

[lazerblue]

i'll never forget this classic