The TV Quiz Show Thread

I am getting increasingly convinced that these people are the vanguard of a, shortly to arrive, full Alien invasion. Their Mission, become compulsive, addiction creating, tv contestants, so they can invade at Chase, Pointless,time when we are all diverted, shouting at the tv as some doss **** doesn’t know the name of the city that created the Roman Empire.

They know what they’re doing, the little alien cunts. Mark my words. Bastards.
 
Scouser on The Chase

Q. The patron saint of the Scottish town Paisley is?
St Bruno
St Hilda
St Mirren

A. Well St Bruno is tobacco, St Mirren is a football club so must be St Hilda....

Next contestant
Q. In which city did Ronald Regan make his "tear this wall down" speech?

A. Michigan
The patron Saint of Paisley is St Mirin
 
The patron Saint of Paisley is St Mirin
One of the very best too. Always comes through with answering prayers. Even me, an atheist, I prayed to her to ask if she could make me remember where I left my glasses, ten minutes later tripped over the cunts. What more proof do you need? Next time I hope she prevents me from busting the frame though.
 

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