The TV Quiz Show Thread

I am getting increasingly convinced that these people are the vanguard of a, shortly to arrive, full Alien invasion. Their Mission, become compulsive, addiction creating, tv contestants, so they can invade at Chase, Pointless,time when we are all diverted, shouting at the tv as some doss **** doesn’t know the name of the city that created the Roman Empire.

They know what they’re doing, the little alien cunts. Mark my words. Bastards.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Scouser on The Chase

Q. The patron saint of the Scottish town Paisley is?
St Bruno
St Hilda
St Mirren

A. Well St Bruno is tobacco, St Mirren is a football club so must be St Hilda....

Next contestant
Q. In which city did Ronald Regan make his "tear this wall down" speech?

A. Michigan
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The patron Saint of Paisley is St Mirin
 
dronefromsector7G said:
The patron Saint of Paisley is St Mirin
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One of the very best too. Always comes through with answering prayers. Even me, an atheist, I prayed to her to ask if she could make me remember where I left my glasses, ten minutes later tripped over the cunts. What more proof do you need? Next time I hope she prevents me from busting the frame though.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Scouser on The Chase

Q. The patron saint of the Scottish town Paisley is?
St Bruno
St Hilda
St Mirren

A. Well St Bruno is tobacco, St Mirren is a football club so must be St Hilda....

Next contestant
Q. In which city did Ronald Regan make his "tear this wall down" speech?

A. Michigan
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To be honest they’re not daft answers really as there is a St Hilda (of Whitby) and it’s over 30 years since Reagan made that speech, and it’s not really that famous, the contestant needs to link his presidential tenure with whatever major event involving a wall occurred during it (I’m assuming it’s Berlin).
 
Citizen of Legoland said:
To be honest they’re not daft answers really as there is a St Hilda (of Whitby) and it’s over 30 years since Reagan made that speech, and it’s not really that famous, the contestant needs to link his presidential tenure with whatever major event involving a wall occurred during it (I’m assuming it’s Berlin).
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How about “Which country has a gold coin featuring a maple leaf on it?”

Budapest, apparently.
 
Citizen of Legoland said:
To be honest they’re not daft answers really as there is a St Hilda (of Whitby) and it’s over 30 years since Reagan made that speech, and it’s not really that famous, the contestant needs to link his presidential tenure with whatever major event involving a wall occurred during it (I’m assuming it’s Berlin).
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The thing that he messed up with his answer about Regan is Michigan is a state!
Yes it was Berlin.

The same.poor lad made it to the final on his own and the first question

Q. What is the first letter in the word psychological?

A. C
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
The thing that he messed up with his answer about Regan is Michigan is a state!
Yes it was Berlin.

The same.poor lad made it to the final on his own and the first question

Q. What is the first letter in the word psychological?

A. C
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Ah fair enough, easy for many in the UK to mix up US states and cities though. I do it all the time.
 
give it to gordon said:
Fuck me the scouser twat didnt know oliver twist lol


How can a scouser not know a film about pick pockets and thieves ?
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Pmsl
Yes he was a thick scouse twat


I tell you what though, having been on Eggheads, when it got to the final and our captain went up against all the eggheads, I didn't get any of the 5 questions he was given (he took them to a sudden death) yet I knew all 5 answers that the eggheads were given.
Same with The Chaser today. His first 4 questions (for me) were piss easy compared to the lads first four
 
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Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Pmsl
Yes he was a thick scouse twat


I tell you what though, having been on Eggheads, when it got to the final and our captain went up against all the eggheads, I didn't get any of the 5 questions he was given (he took them to a sudden death) yet I knew all 5 answers that the eggheads were given.
Same with The Chaser today. His first 4 questions (for me) were piss easy compared to the lads first four
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Fucking hell MES on eggheads, it's like a parallel universe where Dave didn't break his leg ;)
 
I've just watched Harry Redknapp go home with nothing on who wants to be a millionaire on the £500 question. He must be the only person in the world who didn't know Sylvester Stallone played Johnny Rambo. He chose Bruce Willis!
 
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