The TV Quiz Show Thread

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I await the question where the question master shows two pictures: one of a bloody great arse, and t'other of an elbow . . . . . . . . . Question: which of these joins the upper and lower part of your arm? Answer: I'm no good at astronomy!

 

[KS55]

The number of times when a good looking girl is asked what she likes to do in her spare time and not one has ever said BDSM, anal, pegging etc....

The lying bastards.

 

[staffsblue]

Completely opposite to the thread title, but there has been a very likeable City fan called Mark on Pointless yesterday & today. On there with his Rag mate, Zac.
Yesterday he introduced the pair by saying "I'm from Manchester but Zac is from Stretford".

 

[Bluemoon dan]

Completely opposite to the thread title, but there has been a very likeable City fan called Mark on Pointless yesterday & today. On there with his Rag mate, Zac.
Yesterday he introduced the pair by saying "I'm from Manchester but Zac is from Stretford".

Saw that. And then there was a picture round which fell rather nicely for him as one of the answers was Carlos Tevez!

 

[laserblue]

Many moons ago I applied to go on Sale of the Century. At the audition I was competing against a man and a woman who were very nice but completely out of their depth. The questions were piss easy and as the other two were very slow to press their buttons I ran away with it. Big mistake. After the audition I was told I wouldn't be getting on the show because I was too good. The woman in the audition who hardly got a question right got on the show.

 

[levets]

Two beauts on Tipping point now…
Q: What is the name of the Premier league ground that has a statue of former Liverpool manager Bill Shankly
A: Stamford Bridge
Then…
Q: Bulgaria, Romania & Turkey are all located on the shore of which sea.
A: Arctic Ocean

 

[i kne albert davy]

Two beauts on Tipping point now…
Q: What is the name of the Premier league ground that has a statue of former Liverpool manager Bill Shankly
A: Stamford Bridge
Then…
Q: Bulgaria, Romania & Turkey are all located on the shore of which sea.
A: Arctic Ocean

What about the classic "which Tudor monarch was the Daughter of Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon" Ans. Victoria the second. dear God :-)

 

[Dogtanian]

My mate went on play your cards right back in the day and won a car, they offered him a cash equivalent so he took that, his brother used to play for us,Ian Thompstone

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Just watched The Chase and a contestant was asked who said a particular quote.
Winston Churchill
Oscar Wilde
Danny La Rue

I'd not heard the quote before but was obviously an Oscar Wilde ode...... the contestant said Churchill

 

[give it to gordon]

Just watched The Chase and a contestant was asked who said a particular quote.
Winston Churchill
Oscar Wilde
Danny La Rue

I'd not heard the quote before but was obviously an Oscar Wilde ode...... the contestant said Churchill

Brady said after the first contestant passed on so many questions " it was like watching Manchester City with all those passes !"

 

[levets]

What about the classic "which Tudor monarch was the Daughter of Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon" Ans. Victoria the second. dear God :-)

Haha, yes I forgot that one… amazingly all three in same show.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Brady said after the first contestant passed on so many questions " it was like watching Manchester City with all those passes !"

Damn I missed that quip

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Brady said after the first contestant passed on so many questions " it was like watching Manchester City with all those passes !"

Brilliant, normally watch The Chase if I'm in the house but missed ittonight.

 

[Bill Walker]

Two beauts on Tipping point now…
Q: What is the name of the Premier league ground that has a statue of former Liverpool manager Bill Shankly
A: Stamford Bridge
Then…
Q: Bulgaria, Romania & Turkey are all located on the shore of which sea.
A: Arctic Ocean

Some people shouldn't be allowed out

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Was watching a quiz on ITV2 yesterday and there was a true/false round.

“The breed of dog called Machu Poocchu originated from South America. True or false”

Idiots went with ‘true’.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Tonight’s Chase
Q. Witches are supposed to ride on which form of transport?
Contestant. A UFO

Also some dipper season ticket holder bigging himself up about being in Murkyside quiz league. Went high, dumped out in 2 questions. Nob

 

[give it to gordon]

Tonight’s Chase
Q. Witches are supposed to ride on which form of transport?
Contestant. A UFO

Also some dipper season ticket holder bigging himself up about being in Murkyside quiz league. Went high, dumped out in 2 questions. Nob

Perhaps that says more about the standard of murkyside quiz league ;)

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

A girl was asked last night, what mode of transport do you sit behind the rider as a pillion, she passed FFS.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

A girl was asked last night, what mode of transport do you sit behind the rider as a pillion, she passed FFS.

I wouldn’t have known that. I’d have guessed horse riding, based on the question.

 

[Magicpole]

I wouldn’t have known that. I’d have guessed horse riding, based on the question.

When are you due on the Chase? I will record it.