The Victory Parade (Merged)

[BillyMC]

If you read the MUEN comments, you'll observe that Rags are saying that CT's actions show that you can't buy class. I have taken the liberty of compiling a brief list of things that money can buy:

1) A superinjunction for Sir Ryan Gentleman Family Man Role Model Giggs, O.B.E., V.D. and Scar.

2) A coachload of dim slappers from the makeup counter at Harvey Nicks for your Christmas Party (Hon. Treasurer: R. Ferdinand)

3) A good lawyer for Jonny Evans.

4) A Barclays off a Scouse granny (pictured)

5) Access to the Ladies' at O.T. and Mottram Hall, including stepladder, periscope, and mirror on a stick.

6) A WAG who will put up with 1, 2, and 4.

7) The services of Nick Freeman, after being caught driving on the hard shoulder of the M60.

8) The new 6oz steak in the hospitality at The Swamp (previously the 8oz steak) [True]

Very very funny young man!

 

[Bluemoon Beth]

I would just like to say Thanks to the guy who retrieved my sons "banana" after some pleb ran away with it. Very kind of you and in all the crowds and the mad rush I didnt get chance to say thanks properly. So if you are reading this THANK YOU, you made a 4 year old very happy and saved me a teary tram ride home ;0) x

 

[MCFC BOB]

Seeing Aguero singing our version of Hey Jude made me happy.

 

[BlueGeorge]

Clichy threw me his chocolate bar at the beginning of the parade. That's my claim to fame!

 

[MATCITY]

Clichy threw me his chocolate bar at the beginning of the parade. That's my claim to fame!

euphemism?

 

[Metal Biker]

Have to say town yesterday was absolutely EPIC!!!!!! Hordes of blues thronging the streets without a rag in sight. The buzz and the noise were simply astonishing. Brought tears to my eyes and never so proud to be a blue as I was last night.

Was outside the Tesco Express on Princess Street and the bus stopped right by us. I just screamed and waved like a 14 year old at a Justin Bieber concert. In some ways that was the highlight of the last few days.

Did you hear the chorus of "you fat bastard" to that lad who broke the roof of the bus shelter? XD

 

[madmank]

while watching the parade on tv, im sure i saw a utd fan in his shirt, about 6-45 7 ish, can any1 who went can say if any was there,

i took my lad and his cousin and when we got off the bus i offered them both a pound for every scum top they spotted,they didn't see one lol

 

[BIBC]

while watching the parade on tv, im sure i saw a utd fan in his shirt, about 6-45 7 ish, can any1 who went can say if any was there,

i took my lad and his cousin and when we got off the bus i offered them both a pound for every scum top they spotted,they didn't see one lol

Haha still not seen one since Sunday morning and I live in bandit country.

 

[Anonymous]

absolute joyous scenes!!!!

i was on the roof of deansgate locks!!

speaking to some southampton fans in a bar in town who were working up here for weeks said they'd never seen anything like it and they were happy the red shite didn't win as they can take the piss out of their mates.

the last few days have been the unbelievable, we've finally got the bastards back for everything.

we're officially the best in england, champions!!!

 

[vamps]

Also buys you a lot of prostitutes to cheat on your wife with, right Shrek?