The views of Jesus are now seen as woke and too left/liberal

[Magicpole]

Aren t you a Celtic fan??

Cheesecutters

Yes I am.

 

[crazyg]

Didn’t he say something about blessed be the cheese makers ?

Obviously, it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.

 

[KS55]

Some fella called Jesus probably existed, but nobody has a clue what he may or may not have said in relation to 'anything'.

There is only one confirmed saying of Jesus which is:
”C’mon City.” (Matthew 6 v3.)
The suggestion that he organised a revolt centered on a banner “Swales Out” is probably apocryphal.
The prophet Isaiah was a City fan. He said:”Verily, verily I say unto you, one day City will be the greatest club in the world and the Red scum will suffer.” And, lo, it came to pass.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Yeah, but scholars believe he was probably referring to all manufacturers of dairy products.

Leave the hummus sexuals out of this

 

[TinFoilHat]

There is only one confirmed saying of Jesus which is:
”C’mon City.” (Matthew 6 v3.)
The suggestion that he organised a revolt centered on a banner “Swales Out” is probably apocryphal.
The prophet Isiah was a City fan. He said:”Verily, verily I say unto you, one day City will be the greatest club in the world and the Red scum will suffer.” And, lo, it came to pass.

The Pope subscribes to this idea and the church wrote a little ditty to solidify that fact.

 

[tommybooth]

We have sold him, so we don't need to worry.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

We have sold him, so we don't need to worry.

With his last touch, he speared the team blushes.... And they too became Centurions.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

jesus was a girl.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Next you’ll be telling me Jesus didn’t love AR-15s and cheeseburgers.

That was Elvis Presley mate....

 

[1961_vintage]

jesus was a girl.

Christ!