The "which famous person died today" thread

[Fred_Quimby]

I heard a rumour that football had died a week or so ago.

 

[Blue Mist]

I heard a rumour that football had died a week or so ago.

Well that is just a rumour but sadly this isn't,
I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said.

 

[Blue Mist]

I will start a daily list mate.
No 1. Wee eck the cave man
No 2 Senga the cave woman
No 3 Bernie the Hunter gatherer.......

stand by your beds for tomorrow’s list which will feature prehistoric Pete and Neolithic nige.

Oh you, I knew about them, I mean more recent, Colin the Crusader was the last one I heard about.

 

[Ribchester]

I despair of the growing me me me culture. Although I do believe I should get a State Funeral. Never mind my own thread.

Don’t leave your loved ones with a unexpected bill for a state funeral, since retiring I have to suffer endless ads on daytime tv so I am pretty clued up when I say..open a policy to cover the costs even get a free £20 M&S voucher to spend before you go ( or just open a policy get the voucher then cancel it)

 

[Bill Walker]

Death Blues

 

[Blue Mist]

No one today that I know of, oh apart from Mrs Etherington at number 62, lovely lady always helped out at the church fair. 92 is no age, bless

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I read all the obituary threads and sometimes think of this Stranglers song. I sometimes feel a bit sad hearing of passing famous people but I've never known them so i cannot feel grief for them. These lyrics sums these faux sympathy freds i think.

 

[Magicpole]

Don’t leave your loved ones with a unexpected bill for a state funeral, since retiring I have to suffer endless ads on daytime tv so I am pretty clued up when I say..open a policy to cover the costs even get a free £20 M&S voucher to spend before you go ( or just open a policy get the voucher then cancel it)

I'm expecting a massive crowd funding event to pay for everything. Including a statue.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

150,000 people die every day.

RIP x 150,000

 

[Magicpole]

150,000 people die every day.

RIP x 150,000

Is that worldwide? If it is we could have a 6b people who didn't die today, thread. If it's UK, then it 57m who didn't die today.

If it is people we all have heard of, as it usually is, then I woukd keep as is.

And yes, RIP all whose cloggs have been popped. And of course the loved ones left behind.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Please don't mention Phil.

It's in poor taste. He's not dead, he's restin'

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Seve.
Rip

 

[Blue Mist]

You heartless bastards, not one of you has mourned Mrs Etherington.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Seems like an appropriate ad.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Is that worldwide? If it is we could have a 6b people who didn't die today, thread. If it's UK, then it 57m who didn't die today.

If it is people we all have heard of, as it usually is, then I woukd keep as is.

And yes, RIP all whose cloggs have been popped. And of course the loved ones left behind.

Worldwide. When you think of how many planets there are out there I reckon there’s billions of aliens so let’s say every day 100 billion humans/sentient aliens die too. RIP to them all

 

[Magicpole]

Worldwide. When you think of how many planets there are out there I reckon there’s billions of aliens so let’s say every day 100 billion humans/sentient aliens die too. RIP to them all

Apart from the Romulans. They can fuck off.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Seve.
Rip

10 years today, for the most talented of them all

 

[stonerblue]

Maybe you could amalgamate it with a 'They're a twat' thread?
Then posters could love and hate on the same thread..

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Apart from the Romulans. They can fuck off.

And those cunts from Independence Day. Nobody kills Randy Quaid. Nobody.

 

[Magicpole]

And those cunts from Independence Day. Nobody kills Randy Quaid. Nobody.

Bastards to a ......whatever the fuck they are.