Fred_Quimby
Well-Known Member
I heard a rumour that football had died a week or so ago.
Well that is just a rumour but sadly this isn't,I heard a rumour that football had died a week or so ago.
Oh you, I knew about them, I mean more recent, Colin the Crusader was the last one I heard about.I will start a daily list mate.
No 1. Wee eck the cave man
No 2 Senga the cave woman
No 3 Bernie the Hunter gatherer.......
stand by your beds for tomorrow’s list which will feature prehistoric Pete and Neolithic nige.
Don’t leave your loved ones with a unexpected bill for a state funeral, since retiring I have to suffer endless ads on daytime tv so I am pretty clued up when I say..open a policy to cover the costs even get a free £20 M&S voucher to spend before you go ( or just open a policy get the voucher then cancel it)I despair of the growing me me me culture. Although I do believe I should get a State Funeral. Never mind my own thread.
I'm expecting a massive crowd funding event to pay for everything. Including a statue.Don’t leave your loved ones with a unexpected bill for a state funeral, since retiring I have to suffer endless ads on daytime tv so I am pretty clued up when I say..open a policy to cover the costs even get a free £20 M&S voucher to spend before you go ( or just open a policy get the voucher then cancel it)
150,000 people die every day.
RIP x 150,000
Worldwide. When you think of how many planets there are out there I reckon there’s billions of aliens so let’s say every day 100 billion humans/sentient aliens die too. RIP to them allIs that worldwide? If it is we could have a 6b people who didn't die today, thread. If it's UK, then it 57m who didn't die today.
If it is people we all have heard of, as it usually is, then I woukd keep as is.
And yes, RIP all whose cloggs have been popped. And of course the loved ones left behind.
Apart from the Romulans. They can fuck off.Worldwide. When you think of how many planets there are out there I reckon there’s billions of aliens so let’s say every day 100 billion humans/sentient aliens die too. RIP to them all
Seve.
Rip
And those cunts from Independence Day. Nobody kills Randy Quaid. Nobody.Apart from the Romulans. They can fuck off.
Bastards to a ......whatever the fuck they are.And those cunts from Independence Day. Nobody kills Randy Quaid. Nobody.