Whoever said Rick Holden 1st is the winner - my crippled Grandma could move faster than that c^*t - Never have i seen a slower less talented player in my life and that includes Sunday football, Pub Football, or even the Aussie A league.
Other top rankers for me include Danny Alsopp, David Brightwell and Keith Curle
Two players i hated with a vengance were the Futcher Brothers though for me they sum up the decline under the Alison/Bond/Benson eras