There's just something manly about...

[Dirty Harry]

Going for a dump with the newspaper under your arm.

I used to know a fella who'd strip completely naked for a big poo. He said it was like a form of yoga. Oddball

'Real men' take a full english (or at least a bacon butty), a brew and their cigs in aswell.

Driving a van.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

Going for a dump with the newspaper under your arm.

I used to know a fella who'd strip completely naked for a big poo. He said it was like a form of yoga. Oddball

'Real men' take a full english (or at least a bacon butty), a brew and their cigs in aswell.

Driving a van.

You drive a van to the bog when you have a shit

You sir are the most manly man ever, as long as its a rusted battered transit van

 

[MATCITY]

Going for a dump with the newspaper under your arm.

I used to know a fella who'd strip completely naked for a big poo. He said it was like a form of yoga. Oddball

'Real men' take a full english (or at least a bacon butty), a brew and their cigs in aswell.

Driving a van.

You drive a van to the bog when you have a shit

You sir are the most manly man ever, as long as its a rusted battered transit van

i bet he has a stache and everything

 

[Dirty Harry]

Going for a dump with the newspaper under your arm.

I used to know a fella who'd strip completely naked for a big poo. He said it was like a form of yoga. Oddball

'Real men' take a full english (or at least a bacon butty), a brew and their cigs in aswell.

Driving a van.

You drive a van to the bog when you have a shit

You sir are the most manly man ever, as long as its a rusted battered transit van

Why thank you Sir (see, I can be a gentleman too).

 

[sweynforkbeard]

.....making ones own net curtains, then settling down with a Mills and Boon whilst feeling the sensuous swish about one of the silk and taffeta so carefully selected from ones Wednesday afternoon dressing up box.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

.....making ones own net curtains, then settling down with a Mills and Boon whilst feeling the sensuous swish about one of the silk and taffeta so carefully selected from ones Wednesday afternoon dressing up box.

You are by far the strangest man i have ever not met

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Sticking your hazards on for a couple of seconds to say thanks when someone lets you out.

Reading a paper from back to front.

 

[SWP's back]

Getting in the bath after a game of rugby with stud (rake) marks down your legs and your missus making a big fuss and you saying "They're fine love but that won't suck itself".

 

[talkativesprout]

Breaking off in a game of pool

 

[BimboBob]

Indicating left then right when a lorry lets you in.