There's just something manly about...

[mcfcliam]

...pissing outside your back door 'cos you can't be arsed going upstairs to the bog.

 

[talkativesprout]

Sticking up for people with a lisp, and championing wheelchair bound window cleaners.

tee hee

 

[glen quagmire]

Punching someone half your size, preferebly with a limp in the face, in front of your woman.

How does someone's face limp ? Are you talking about stroke victims ?

You hit people who've just had a stroke ? You're worse than Bob the Bigot!

You too sir are bang on fire today!

 

[BimboBob]

Punching someone half your size, preferebly with a limp in the face, in front of your woman.

How does someone's face limp ? Are you talking about stroke victims ?

You hit people who've just had a stroke ? You're worse than Bob the Bigot!

You too sir are bang on fire today!

Even i wouldn't hit a stroke victim. How would you tell?

 

[Fitton]

Sharpening a pencil with a knife!

 

[stony]

Saying something other than "excuse me" when you've farted.

e.g. "I'll name that tune in one"

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Saying something other than "excuse me" when you've farted.

e.g. "I'll name that tune in one"

Squeaky floorboards.

 

[pee dubya]

Accidently chopping your arm off with a chainsaw, whilst fighting off a bear. Naked.

 

[lee-mcfc]

Having a wank in tesco's

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Wearing white loafers and jumping over puddles