There's just something manly about...

.....standing in the, 'Handbaskets Only,' aisle at the supermaket with a Fray Bentos steak and kidney pie and 24 bottles of Theakston Old Peculier.<br /><br />-- Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:02 pm --<br /><br />
BimboBob said:
sweynforkbeard said:
.....going to Midnight Mass on Christmas Eve and vomiting in the font.

Afternoon Padre.


Not since the defrocking.
 
Dirty Harry said:
Slapping a pie on a barmcake and eating it.
(in this scenario the barmcake/muffin debate is void, you cannot be manly if you refer to it as 'a pie muffin').

From the Urban Dictionary:

1. muffin pie

1. A beautiful tempting and flawless pussy

2. A gay dude aka. woman ass, pillow biter, buttdart, rump ranger, jack master.
 
glen quagmire said:
Punching someone half your size, preferebly with a limp in the face, in front of your woman.

How does someone's face limp ? Are you talking about stroke victims ?

You hit people who've just had a stroke ? You're worse than Bob the Bigot!
 

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