Things a man should never be seen with

[SambaBoys]

Gay Porn
Heels (Altho very funny to watch .... £250 easy)
Fake Tan
Face Masks
Nail Polish
Pink Phone ...In fact anything pink full stop - its not "Salmon" its pink

 

[Sultana of Brunei]

Ugg boots

Saw a bloke wearing some the other day.

That should be punishable by a public flogging with a holly bush.

Case in point....

I don't know where to start with this. I could rant for hours.

There are forms of torture banned under the Geneva convention that should be re-instated for this buffoon.

 

[johnmc]

White or cream Jeans

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Small dogs.


Case in point:

 

[Sultana of Brunei]

Case in point....

I don't know where to start with this. I could rant for hours.

There are forms of torture banned under the Geneva convention that should be re-instated for this buffoon.

Lets plays a guessing game. Lets guess what is in his bag.

My guess is :-

A packet of Snackajacks
A violin
An Umbrella
An A-Z of Manchester with a list of every primary school
Fake Tan
Face Masks
Nail Polish
A Pink Phone

 

[Thanx4Knives]

A Ninja, because Ninja's should never be seen!!

 

[Anonymous]

I don't know where to start with this. I could rant for hours.

There are forms of torture banned under the Geneva convention that should be re-instated for this buffoon.

Lets plays a guessing game. Lets guess what is in his bag.

My guess is :-

A packet of Snackajacks
A violin
An Umbrella
An A-Z of Manchester with a list of every primary school
Fake Tan
Face Masks
Nail Polish
A Pink Phone

this exact one:

the tosser can play it to his hearts content on the way back to london.

 

[Sultana of Brunei]

A half pint glass

 

[dannybcity]

Hair straighteners.

 

[kbb]

A RAG shirt