Things a man should never be seen with

[johnny on the spot]

A police uniform

 

[bakerdave76]

A Ford Ka, Nissan Micra or Fiat 500. (unless he's a hairdresser)

shite ive got a nissan micra ,city maroon, city tax disk city air freshener
a man should not be seen with socks when wearing trainers and shorts

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

a lime green perodua myvi (my dads car :( )

 

[tommybooth]

Man bags are for uphill garderners only

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

A sheep with its backlegs in his welly-bobs... or it's front legs

 

[leiservampir]

Socks and sandles!!

 

[Son Of Blue]

Well I fail 3 times just on the first page.. I drink diet coke, always carry a bag and because I live in Manchester I generally have an umbrella handy for when it invariably pisses it down!

 

[johnmc]

Maybe the umbrella is just me then so i will modify it - a golf umbrella is fine. However a "brollie" with a curly handle is a no no

 

[audiodave08]

OK magazine

 

[leiservampir]

OK magazine

Heat.
Pick me up.
Knitting magazines??