Things a man should never be seen with

[johnmc]

Earrings - maybe the rich can get away with £50k diamonds but your average jack the lad cannot get away with cubic zircona as "ice"

 

[bluereddish]

Pullover tucked into trousers waistband

Belt threaded through leather type label on jeans

Mobile phone clipped to belt

Fcukin' huge bunch of keys on a chain which is attached to belt

Co-respondent shoes

 

[SambaBoys]

Flip Flops and Socks!!!!!!

 

[Greiver]

short shorts

 

[SambaBoys]

Thongs!!! No NO NO!!!!!!!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

A Ford Ka, Nissan Micra or Fiat 500. (unless he's a hairdresser)

 

[leiservampir]

A fanny pack.

 

[SambaBoys]

A Ford Ka, Nissan Micra or Fiat 500. (unless he's a hairdresser)

Smart Car

 

[bluereddish]

 

[The Pink Panther]

A Ford Ka, Nissan Micra or Fiat 500. (unless he's a hairdresser)

Smart Car

You can add an MX5 to that list.